Sal the Stockbroker
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| Sal the Stockbroker | |
| Born | October 24, 1968 New York |
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| Occupation | Writer, Comedian, Radio personality |
| Website http://www.howardstern.com, http://www.horsetoothjackass.com |
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Salvatore "Sal the Stockbroker" Governale (born October 24, 1968) is an American radio personality who currently works as a writer on The Howard Stern Show. He previously worked for brokerage firms, while frequently calling Stern's show. Sal established himself by harassing Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate. In addition to writing for the show, Sal made Supertwink: The Movie for Howard Stern On Demand. He is currently performing stand-up comedy with The Killers of Comedy Tour along with other show cast members at various clubs across the United States.
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Early life and pre-Stern Show
As a child, Sal spent countless hours sitting on a flour bag in the family pizzeria watching his father make pizzas and cheat on his mother.[citation needed] As a teenager, Sal made a rap CD under the name "G Man." Sal claimed the company that produced his CD scammed him out of thousands of dollars. He was a member of the break-dancing group "The Circuit Breakers." Sal was also president of the Beastie Boys fan club "Beastie Revolution" at age 17.[1]
Gay and incestuous acts
Since he joined The Howard Stern Show, Governale has engaged in what many would consider gay acts, usually with fellow staff member Richard Christy.
- On May 9, 2005 Sal revealed while under hypnosis that he would perform fellatio on Howard Stern if asked.[2]
- On June 14, 2005, Sal put a banana through the fly of his pants, spat on it, and Richard Christy sucked it. Christy did this in order to meet one of his rock idols, Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. He had the option of doing that or being teabagged by Sal.[3]
Other controversies
- By Governale's own account, some of his previous jobs involved illegal dealings. Sal used to work for high pressure telemarketing firms later charged with deceptive or fraudulent business practices. A report by The Smoking Gun found that Sal once sold bootlegged copies of rock videos on eBay.[4]
- During a KISS concert on October, 3, 2000, at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, Connecticut, Sal was thrown out after infuriating Gene Simmons from the front row. Sal thought it would make Gene laugh if he stuck his tongue out, put his fingers and wiggled them at Gene during the concert. Gene, however, found Sal to be a nuisance to him, found no humor with Sal's act, and had him thrown out.
- Sal has become notorious for his "crazy logic;" frequently jumping to bizarre conclusions based on racial prejudices and other largely irrelevant information, much to the amusement and occasional frustration of the staff and audience of The Howard Stern Show.
- On April 26, 2007, during a segment entitled "Daddy or Dummy?", a game in which Gary Dell'Abate, Jon Hein, and Governale brought their children to the show, Governale urged his son, Antonio, to ask Robin Quivers if he could see her breasts. Stern lambasted Governale, saying the he'd gone "too far".
- It was discovered that Governale has an extremely poor grasp of history when astronaut Buzz Aldrin called in on August 15, 2007; Sal thought he was a former President. He also frequently confuses the Revolutionary War with World War I and, on one occasion, mixed up Christopher Columbus with George Washington, though soon afterwards realizing his error. On August 22, 2007, Sal scored 48% on a US Citizenship test.
- On June 13, 2007; Sal revealed that he and his wife were having marital difficulties and had been in marriage counselling. These problems stemmed from his discovery of several e-mails and text messages featuring the number "143" (slang for "I love you") from a man his wife deemed her "emotional friend," though she claims they have not had sex. His co-workers Robin Quivers, Artie Lange, Gary Dell'Abate, Fred Norris and Howard Stern (all of whom have been critical of Sal on numerous occasions, both before and after this revelation) praised him for making the responsible decision to pursue therapy; however the terms "emotional friend" and "143" have since frequently been used to ridicule him on-air.
Killers of Comedy incidents
On Friday, March 23, 2007, during an appearance at the Lakeland Center in Lakeland, Florida with Gary Dell'Abate, Richard Christy, Reverend Bob Levy, and Artie Lange, Sal was mocking Dell'abate onstage by wearing a mask of Dell'Abate's face and dancing. Unable to see properly (he and others said later that the eye holes on the mask were far too small), he veered too close to the edge of the stage and fell an estimated seven feet. The drop caused him to break his left wrist in two places, left him with three bruised ribs, and a bruised left eye.[5]
Famous Quotes
- "Hi, this is Sal Governale," (from his taped apology)
- "White women...generally don't have sex...with black men." (from his taped apology)
- "It doesn't matter what race you are, black, white, Italian, if you drink and do drugs, bad things will happen to you." (from his taped apology)
- "Unfortunately, I didn't represent myself properly on how I wanted to explain myself." (from his taped apology)
- "Why should I care about Christopher Columbus and his wooden teeth, chopping down his father's cherry tree?"
References
- ^ MarksFriggin.com - Howard Stern Show News
- ^ Kaplan, Jason; Thomas Panasci (2005-05-09). The Rundown. Retrieved on 2007-03-27.
- ^ Kaplan, Jason; Thomas Panasci (2005-06-14). The Rundown. Retrieved on 2007-03-27.
- ^ "Sal Governale", The Smoking Gun, The Smoking Gun. Retrieved on 2007-03-14.
- ^ Kaplan, Jason; Thomas Panasci (2007-03-26). The Rundown. Retrieved on 2007-03-26.
See also
External links
- Howard Stern Official Web Site
- Howard Stern Show Cast at the Yahoo! Directory
- Sal the Stockbroker at the Internet Movie Database
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