User:StonedChipmunk/Userboxes

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HOLY HELL There's a lot of userboxes here! Proceed at your own risk since I'm too lazy to format them correctly.

[edit] Languages

en-
us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-us-ca

Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker.

en-
ap-2

Thisere user maught tawk Appalachian Inglish sumtaams.

SoE-2

This here user has an intermediate understanding of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and sometimes even "ain't".

en-
gb-0

This user does not understand British English

en-
ca-1

This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English, eh.

spa-N

Este user le speaka el Spanglish like un nativo.

es-
spa-3

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de Español Castellano.

^This _{\_/ser} ^is _te1-1 ^m@aster _of ^t0ta1 leetne55.

IntS-5

Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

BS-n

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

LE-4

this user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in his/her life. Ever.

gb-0

This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

Lipsum-N

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

@#$!

This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

chef-0

Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!

AIM-5

2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

[edit] Programming

cpp-1

This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer.

LSL-4

This user is an expert LSL programmer.

[edit] Pets

This user has a pet cat.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

This user loves Beagles.

This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah.

[edit] Internet

@	This user can be reached by email.

@	This user does not wish to disclose his/her email or screen name.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is stoned1358.

Chat

This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user is a Second Life content creator and their avatar name is Nelson Jenkins

This user tracks his or her money on Where's George?

This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.

This user maintains a blog.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.

AT&T

This user's internet service provider is AT&T.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

FLA

This user can program games with Macromedia Flash Professional 8.

This user uses free software where- and whenever possible.

µ	This user uses µTorrent.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

User:RMSUPERSTAR99/UBX/IE7Unwise

[edit] Software

This user uses Vista Ultimate.

This user is a Microsoft addict and doesn't know why Apple Inc was invented.

This user has experienced countless Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused none of them.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user contributes with SUSE Linux.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

W	This user contributes using Microsoft® Word™

NOTEPAD.EXE|

This user contributes using Notepad.

EDIT.COM_

This user contributes using MS-DOS Editor.

This user writes with Notepad.

[edit] Hardware

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user has his display resolution set to 1920x1200.

5.1

This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user's neighbour steals their wireless connection.

[edit] Mobile Phone Service

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Verizon.

[edit] Grammar

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral word.

by	The passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

which / that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

than / then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

You and Me

This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

SC	This user feels sorry for some-uh, U.S. American states, uh, the South Carolina such as.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its & it’s

This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

its/it’s

It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

¼	You are one-fourth through this user's userboxes.

its & it's

This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

’s	This user realises that plural noun's should not have an apostrophe while possessive word's should!

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....

“…”

This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.

“…”!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses "logical quotation marks". Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!

;	This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.

ə	This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness ~~Happyness~~ Happiness ~~Busyness~~ Business

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

US	This user uses American English.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[edit] Comedy

XD	This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

B	This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

C	This user is a fan of character comedy.

I	This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

O	This user is a fan of Observational comedy.

Ph	This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

Pr	This user is a fan of Prop comedy.

SU	This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

T	This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

БОРАТ

This user is a fan of Borat.

[edit] Food

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user is a Chocoholic.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user prefers California-style pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user detests
TABASCO™ pepper sauce

This user loves oranges.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats pears.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user loves pancakes.

This user likes waffles.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves bacon!

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats ham.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats steak.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves cake.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats M & M's.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.

RP	This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.

SofH

This user enjoys Snyder's of Hanover pretzels.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.

This user likes Chocolate chip cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks coffee.

This user loves espresso.

A&W

This user loves A&W Root Beer

Fanta

This user drinks Fanta Orange.

Fanta

This user drinks Fanta Grape.

ginger ale

This user drinks ginger ale.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.

V	This user drinks Vault.

This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.

PANERA

This user enjoys Panera Bread.

America's
Drive-In

This user loves to eat at his local Sonic Drive-In.

[edit] Games

You just lost The Game.

This user is a Jenga master.

This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)

½	You are halfway through this user's userboxes.

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

This user enjoys playing
poker.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.

[edit] Math

$\frac ?0$

This user can divide by zero.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user knows that math is

$\int e^{xy}\,$

$\sqrt{2}$

This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.

$\pi \ne \frac {p} {q}$

This user can prove that

π

is irrational.

This user knows how to
Find X

ft-lb

This user uses American Measurements.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

1112	This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264

33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

Three, plus a hair

This user knows 6 digits of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

!=	This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

This user likes geometry.

This user likes trigonometry.

[edit] Music

band

This user plays in a band.

This user plays his or her music in the treble clef.

This user is an expert in
music theory.

This user has absolute pitch.

This user plays the double bass.

This user is a music composer.

This user is an analog synthesizer player.

This user plays the guitar.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user plays the piano.

This user is a synthesizer player.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

This user enjoys the big band sound

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.

This user enjoys smooth jazz.

This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user listens to industrial.

This user enjoys rock 'n' roll.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user listens to comedy music.

This user is an audiophile.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo!

This user is an Audio Engineer.

'	This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user is a midi collector.

AC/
DC

This user is a fan of AC/DC.

This user loves The Beach Boys.

This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

This user is on a mission from God.

daft punk

This user likes to work it to Daft Punk.

This user is a fan of the Eagles.

KISS

I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day!

Queen

Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user.

Queen

You can kiss my ass goodbye!
— Freddie Mercury - 1975

SOAD

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

SOAD!

This user can hear the the holy mountains.

[edit] Science

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user expects an Impact event during his/her lifetime. ^†

This user is interested in
DNA and Genetics

This user is interested in
Molecular Biology

Mendel is this user's
chrome boy.

This user is interested in chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.

6.02x10²³

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user is interested in amateur radio.

~(p&~p)

This user studies the concept of Logic

This user has a keen interest in Physics.

[edit] Politics

This user is against Monarchy.

This user is highly against communism.

This user supports the use of nuclear power.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

This user finds censorship offensive.

PC	This user is Pro-Choice.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.^‡

This user is
against globalization.

This user doesn't like fascists.

This user supports the troops in Iraq.

"Mission Accomplished"

This user knows today is the 1871st day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

LEGAL

This user supports LEGAL Immigration.

SO WHAT

This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced, but prefers it anyway.

This user supports the Republican Party of the United States.

This user supports Barack Obama for President in 2008.

[edit] Other Interests

This user is interested in counter-terrorism.

This user is interested in tanks.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT

This user wears his Sunglasses at Night.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is a skeptic.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user knows nothing about New South Wales.

bi-4

This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from his cans

>200

This user is interested in architecture.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user makes short movies in his free time

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user prefers color photography.

This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys!

This user does not smoke.

This user is a model railroad enthusiast.

Orange

This user loves the colour orange.

Green

This user loves the color green.

Blue

This user loves the colour blue.

This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user stops the cars and waves in the children, then stops the children and waves in the cars.

WIB?

This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?.

This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.

[edit] Television

This user has a television set.

NTSC

This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

Cmcst

This user's TV service provider is Comcast.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that Whose Line Is It Anyway? is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

AFV

This user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

COPS

This user knows that all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

DIRTY
JOBS

This user knows it's
a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

$	This user is a fan of game shows.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

M.D.

This user watches House.

H	This user is addicted to Vicodin.

H	This user believes that everybody lies.

WoF

This user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune.

J!	This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

This user rejects your reality and substitutes one's own!

NUMB3RS

We all use math every day.

Scrubs

This user enjoys watching Scrubs.

'	This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!!

CSI:

Miami

This user is on the trail with Horatio.

DEAL

This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel.

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ

Bite this user's shiny metal ass!

PHILIP J. FRY

This user is his own grandfather.

CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN

This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

[adult swim]

This user likes to watch Adult Swim.

¾	You are three-fourths through this user's userboxes.

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

off

This user would choose their employees over a one night stand.

This user is a fan of The Office.

This user[[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]!

RJ	This user is Rick James, bitch!

This user watches
The Colbert Report

WLIIA

This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway?

This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

[edit] Education

hs	This user is a high school student.

Grade 10

This user is in Grade 10.

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

$\sum_{k=1}^\sqrt{n} k^2$

This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

Burrito ergo sum

I fart, therefore I am.

[edit] Heath

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders.

This user has an irrational fear of insects.

This user has a heart condition.

This user is right-handed.

This user has brown hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user can lick his/her own elbow.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans.

This user is flammable.

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user supports Stem Cell research.

This user is against smoking.

[edit] Life

Name

This user's name is Tony.

This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well.

existant

This user is male.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

iGen

This user is a member of the iGeneration

16	This user is 16 years old.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

sibs-0

This user is an only child.

This user is heterosexual and identifies as straight.

This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend.

This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions

This user accepts Karma.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

Google

This user belives in googlism

This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.

[edit] Geography

This user is proud to be an
American.

This user lives in or hails from the state of California.

SD	This user lives in or hails from San Diego.

This user lives in Tennessee.

This user lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

[edit] Time

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

[edit] Wikipedia

This user is a donor to Wikipedia.

I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.

AWW
DMBJ
AWG
CAWA
IFDS
PBAT
DMTD

This user is a member of Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionists.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday... (yawn...)

#1	This user is one in 7,305,701.

This user is a recent changes patroller.

This user is a newpage patroller.

This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle!

vn	This user page has been vandalized.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

ZT	This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.

Warning to Vandals: This user is equipped with Lupin's Anti-vandal tool.

This user has a Really Lame Password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

This user is completely armed and ready for combat.

This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.

This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy.

This user's account is secured with a unique Committed Identity.

This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

J	This user trusts Jimbo.

wiki-3

This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor.

[edit] Conclusion

This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page!

END

This user has no more userboxes.

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