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Zain Imran
Fun times, long ago in the nineties
Born	Saad Imran April 20, 1987 (1987-04-20) (age 21) CMH, PAF Masroor, Karachi, Sind, Pakistan
Residence	Fairfax, Virginia, USA
Nationality	Pakistani
Education	TCS, NOVA
Occupation	college student
Salary	Eleventy quillion $
Height	5 ft 9 in
Weight	135 lbs
Known for	Uber pwnage in life
Religious beliefs	Agnostic theism
Parents	Imran Rizvi and Ayesha Asghar

Zain Imran Rizvi (Urdu: زین عمرآن) is the current MVP (most valuable person) of humanity and the coolest person to have ever existed on planet earth. He is a proud Pakistani college student in the Washington, D.C. region.

Contents 1 Early life 2 Teen years 3 notes 4 Nobody can hang with my stuff

[edit] Early life

Zain was born in Karachi, Pakistan to awesome parents during Zia-ul-Haq's era. He was initially named "Saad", but his mother decided the name was becoming too common, so his name was changed to "Zain" around the age of two and his surname "Rizvi" was dropped because his family is Sunni, and Rizvi is a Shia name. His father is in the air force and was a fighter pilot at the time, so Zain got to live on various air bases across the country as he grew up. By time he got to 8th grade, he had changed eight schools. Zain was lucky that his best friends moved to the same air bases as his dad, at almost the same times because their dads were the same rank as his.

Zain's grandmother would tell him fairy tales and short stories, and bought him books, which led to the development of his love for reading. Imran Rizvi would often record cartoons for his son on occassions when Zain would otherwise miss them on TV, and Zains favorites were Tom and Jerry, He-Man, Thunder Cats, Silver Hawks, Ninja Turtles, Superman, Robocop, Duck Tales, Denver the Last Dinosaur and Chip and Dale. Zain's favorite Disney cartoons were Jungle Book, Prince and the Pauper, Robin Hood, Lion King, and Fox and the Hound. His favorite comics were Archie and Beetle Bailey. One of Zain's earliest memories is going to school for the first time ever, with his shiny new schoolbag, and how amused he was at all the other kids who were crying in class. He also remembers watching Pakistans cricket team win the 1992 world cup, and his dad jumping around as Imran Khan hoisted the trophy. Another memorable moment was when a South American soccer player collapsed on the field in agony after he scored an own goal in the 1994 soccer world cup. Thus, Zain also grew up enjoying and excelling in all kinds of sports, particularly cricket, swimming, squash, soccer, and hockey.

In 1990, Zain remembers his mom being wheeled into CMH Nowshera, NWFP and his little brother Zoheb was born. Zain was really glad it was a brother, because now he would have a wingman.

Around late 1994 when his grandfather was visiting for winter vacation, Zain asked him if he had some money. Grandpa thought Zain wanted candy or ice-cream, so he said yes. Little did he realize that his grandson wished for a computer, which in those days was a pricy commodity. So Grandpa promised to buy the best one for him the next time Zain visited Lahore, and sure enough he kept his promise, and Zain became the first kid on the block to own the latest 386.

Zain also enjoyed many excursions with his dads squadron to northern areas like Murree, Sakesar, Kala Bagh, Patriata etc, which were unforgettable.

All in all, Zains childhood was amazing.

[edit] Teen years

Zain's family moved to Karachi a short while after his thirteenth birthday. After an entrance test scare, he was admitted to the City School. For the next 5 years he lived at Faisal Base, and this period was the time during which he evolved as a person and became what he was for the rest of his life. Zain made many friends in that city and base, and played soccer for his high school team, which was one of the most fullfilling things he ever did in his life. Zain went on to complete his O levels with 5 As, 3 Bs, and a C. He scored 98% in the English language exam, which was an unprecedented achievement in the schools history. In 2004 he transferred to PAF Chapter and the following year recieved an A in AS level Math and a D in Physics. Zain had luckily chosen to not take the Chemistry exam, which he would have surely failed. He did score well on the SAT, however, with a score of 1900.

Shortly afterwards, Zain moved to Arlington, Virginia with his family because Imran Rizvi was posted to Fort McNair. Zain attended Wakefield High and graduated the following year in 2006. His family returned to Pakistan in May, and Zain began attending Northern Virginia Community College to save on tuition on courses, although he was accepted to Virginia Tech.

[edit] notes

Thus is the position of his life at the time of writing. As life goes on, Zain will continue to update this page, or until he does something that makes him notable enough that other people would write a real Wikipedia article about him and have revert wars about some shady detail of his life.

[edit] Nobody can hang with my stuff

From an early age, Zain considered himself the culmination of Gods genius, and his high opinion of himself was maintained throughout his life.

Travels
Pakistan	United Arab Emirates	Oman	England	United States