User:Xylophonic chicken

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Xylphonic Chicken

Xylophonic Chicken is a rather boring, not ver controversial topic of which little is known. The whereabouts and appearance of xylophonic chicken is shrouded in mystery, but it has a wholewebsite devoted to it.

Xylophonic Chicken originated in early 2005, and was shortly followed by a website. It all began because of a certain person that learns the xylophone, and another certain person's affinity for eating chicken; thus Xylophonic Chicken. Xylophonic Chicken gained a chant, which basically pledged a liking for xylophonic chicken, chicken that is xylophonic.

The website began small, with only a few pages, and slowly expanded into what it is today. It now features diagrams and chicken facts, deals with addiction to red cordial and tic tacs, and has a de-stressing button-pressing therapy page, just to name a few of its barely entertaining features.

Xylophonic Chicken will keep growing, slowly, and one day it will be so big that everyone will just forget about it and continue on their merry way.

Xylophonic chicken 08:10, 23 October 2005 (UTC)