User:Stannered

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See also commons:User:Stannered. There's a gallery, but it only has images I've bulk uploaded with commonist, so the interesting images aren't there.

Sometimes I wish I could add this template to images:

This image, in addition to perhaps being a raster image which should be a vector, a Bad JPEG, an opaque image which should use transparency, or inappropriately low-resolution, is simply butt-ugly. Perhaps it was drawn with MSPaint by a two-year-old, or perhaps the author just wanted to inflict mental trauma on the rest of the Wikipedia community. In any case, the only solution is to redraw or recreate it from scratch, preferably looking at the original as little as possible to avoid brain damage.

I do SVG conversions as well as trying to keep the category for them tidy. In doing so, I come across a lot of butt-ugly images.

Name

This user's name is Ed.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user studies at St Anne's College, Oxford

StAn

Oxon.

This user is an Oxonian.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user is proud to be Welsh.

This user lives in the United Kingdom.

This user is Child Free by Choice.

sis

This user has a little sister

bro

This user has a little brother

This user is a physicist.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is long sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user's time zone is BST.

Personality

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.

User:Ashibaka/Userbox/MBTI

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page!

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is a Geminian.

chizod

This user does not know what Chinese astrological sign he or she falls under.

This user is a pessimist.

This user has a page on the Wikimedia Commons.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

Grammar and Punctuation

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by	The passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

which / that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

iTS	This user uses the iTunes Store.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....

“…”

This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.

Politics

This user is opposed to online censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is interested in public transport issues.

This user supports peace in space.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

This user supports
instant-runoff voting.

This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.

—	*This space for rent.*

This user is for racial equality.

Eu	This user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.

This user is a Christian.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

Wikipedia:Babel

en-gb

This user can speak British English.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

cy-1

Fe all y defnyddiwr 'ma gyfrannu ar lefel syml y Gymraeg.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

C-1

This user is a beginning C user.

bas

This user can program in BASIC.

vb	This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

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Userbox Politics

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user is interested in the belief that displaying userboxes does not divide the Wikipedia community but rather emphasises its diversity.

'	This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

This user loves userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.