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Contents 1 Just remember, if you can't see something, you really have no idea where it is. 2 Don't forget: you shouldn't tell someone to do something you can't do, just in case they make you do it. 3 I think, therefore I am...If I stopped thinking I would cease to am! 4 Isn't it strange that you never see anyone using a phone in a movie? Hmmm... 5 Notable pages I happened upon whilst using "Random article" 6 Pages created by me

[edit] Just remember, if you can't see something, you really have no idea where it is.

"I wish I could contribute millions. WP is an invaluable treasure." — Anon.

"ich muss nichts mehr sagen, WP spricht für sich." — Anon.

(Above is German for: "I musn't say more, WP speaks for itself.")

"Still and always a treasure of the Internet." — Robert Gore

"Wikipedia: Destroyer of productivity; love of my life." — Anon.

"Never forget that knowledge belongs to everybody." — Anon.

"One site to rule them all..." — Anon.

"Merci de faire partie de ma vie !" — Diana Chebret

"Hope you change many more lives...." — Anon.

"Ohne Wissen gibt es keine Kultur." — Oscar Dustmann

(Above is German for: "Without knowlege there is no culture.")

"Wikipedia is OUR encyclopedia, keep it free!" — Anon.

[edit] Don't forget: you shouldn't tell someone to do something you can't do, just in case they make you do it.

"When you're alone, you're alone." - Bruce Springsteen, "When You're Alone"

"Ought to be easy, ought to be simple enough. Man meets woman, and they fall in love. But the house is haunted, and the ride gets rough. You got to learn to live with what you can't rise above." - Bruce Springsteen, "Tunnel of Love"

"I've gotta thank him [my late father] because — what would I conceivably have written about without him? I mean, you can imagine that if everything had gone great between us, we would have had disaster. I would have written just happy songs – and I tried it in the early '90s and it didn't work; the public didn't like it." - Bruce Springsteen, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction speech

[edit] I think, therefore I am...If I stopped thinking I would cease to am!

"The more you learn the less you believe to be true" - Pete Townshend

[edit] Isn't it strange that you never see anyone using a phone in a movie? Hmmm...

I, Sir Bradfordshire, would like to thank User:Natalie Erin for her generous reconsideration.

I am a male human.

I enjoy many things.

Wikipedia is my favourite one.

I haven't done that much editing to date, but I hope to in the future.

The best vandalism of a page I've ever seen in Wikipedia was "im neat" inserted randomly at the end of a paragraph in an article.

I watch a lot of TV and movies. A lot.

If in fact you really want to learn about me, throw a wayward glance toward my userboxes. You'll be glad you did.

There are things about me you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand, things you SHOULDN'T understand!

Fun Fact: When I first got this account, I almost immediately became a notorious Wikipedia userpage vandal. I was suspended from any and all editing by User:Natalie Erin, and subsequently allowed to edit again because she let me after I sent her a heartfelt apologetic e-mail.

17 February 2008: I decided to start dating these entries. I also recently decided to get quite specific and personal with my userboxes. I hope you'll be pleasantly disgusted by me. Oh, I also began making my own userboxes. The possibilities are endless. I hope other Dr. Suess fans, people who put userboxes that don't apply to them on their page, and more will copy and paste them from my page!

[edit] Notable pages I happened upon whilst using "Random article"

-Uptown, Minneapolis

-Afambo

-Oreolalax jingdongensis

-Kazak Wedding Ceremony (See the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan to get why this is funny)

-Khudozhestvennaya Literatura

-Ptychopetalum

-Miyagi gubernatorial election, 2005

-Heechee

-Gjúki

-Hatakeyama Yoshinari

-Preston Shumpert (In case you haven't guessed by now, most of these articles are "notable" for being about something with a funny name.)

[edit] Pages created by me

-Orono High School

-Had Enough (The Who song)

		The Barnstar of Liberty
		(FAKE BARNSTAR) I cannot adequately put into letters, words, phrases, sentences, or novellas the degree to which you have improved Wikipedia. Thank you! You deserve this barnstar and in excess of 3,000,000,000,000 more!! Sir Bradfordshire 23:54, 7 November 2007 (UTC)