User:Rosier

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Sex: male; country of residence: Croatia.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

1000 + 2 - 2 = 1000 ^{[Citation needed]}

[edit] My very wanted articles

1. Is Father a Serb, Croat, or Montenegrin?
2. Is Son a Serb, Croat, or Montenegrin? (take into account the nationality of Father)
3. Is the Holy Spirit a Serb, Croat, or Montenegrin? (also consider the filioque clause in case of mixed parental ethnicity)

Tips:

• Give external references. No, they don't have to be reliable, they just have to be in Serbian/Bosnian/Croatian/Montenegrin, so that no one else can read and verify them.
• Provoke subtly, so that any subsequent flaming by ignorant IPs proves yourself correct and an innocent victim of extreme nationalism.
• Like all good deconstructionists, make something up and claim you're citing it from a book whose title you made up. Nothing to it, you're being postmodern!
• When others use the same methods as you, kindly point them to read Wikipedia's rules and guidelines, so that you appear to be universally correct even when wrong.
• Exaggerate your opponents' bad grammar and correct them using smilies instead of punctuation. That way, not only do you seem to be well versed and enlightened in many fields, you are also being kind and well-intentioned.

• Carry the banner of stubborn ethnic feud samurai proudly, after all, you are all united in your abject, blithering idiocy.