User:Ocd pixie

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I spend foolish amounts of time on this site noticing tiny mistakes on biographical pages that I wouldn't realise were mistakes if I wasn't a stalker.

For example, on Peter Jone's page: 'Peter Jones is 6 ft 7.'

WRONG. Peter Jones is 6 ft 6 and 3 quarters. Is it creepy that I know that? Yes. Yes it is.

• note that that probably isn't true, I made it up to demonstrate my point. As far as I know, he's a spectacular 6 ft 7, and probably the richest 6 ft 7 man yet.

It is my mission to correct these mistakes, purely so I'm not annoyed by them when I next go on the page. I'll also end up trying to work in obscure facts about my stalkees (mostly stand-up comedians/freakishly tall/short people) without them classing as trivia. They are trivia, but it doesn't mean they shouldn't be included in the article. These things are interesting...

...Occasionally.

XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!

your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. ∞? This user is an agnostic.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.

This user lives in Yorkshire. ND This user is pretty good with a bo staff.

SYN This user is a synaesthete. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator.

YM This user is your mom. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

6 This user thinks BBC 6Music is worth the licence fee alone. This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

KoL This user is on call. SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

LoM This user had an accident, and woke up in 1973.

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.