Miles Kington
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Miles Beresford Kington (13 May 1941 – 30 January 2008) was a British journalist, musician (a double bass player for Instant Sunshine and other groups) and broadcaster.
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He was born in Downpatrick, County Down, Northern Ireland, where his father, a soldier, was then posted. Subsequently, his father Bill ran a brewery. His mother was American. Kington went to school at Trinity College, Glenalmond, a boys' independent boarding school in Glenalmond, Scotland, among his contemporaries was the future journalist Alexander Cockburn. The school has since been renamed Glenalmond College. During a gap year, then rare, Kington worked as a translator in New York, and lived in Greenwich Village. He then studied Modern Languages (French and German) at Trinity College, Oxford. After graduation he spent some time writing with Terry Jones, an Oxford contemporary who he had not known at University, but the teaming did not click, and Jones was in reality waiting for his friend Michael Palin to graduate.
In particular inspired by the American humourist S. J. Perelman, Kington began his writing career at the satirical magazine Punch, where he spent some 15 years. It was during this time, in the late 1970s, that he began writing "Let's Parler Franglais!". Written in a comical mixture of English and French, these short sketches purporting to be a study course which took as their raison d'être the undeniable fact that "les Français ne parlent pas le O-level français" ("the French do not speak O-level French"). They were later published as a series of books (Let's Parler Franglais!, Let's Parler Franglais Again, Let's Parler Franglais One More Temps, and so on). During the 1980s he presented Steam Days, an informative programme about Britain's railways. He presented an episode, Three Miles High, in the first series of the BBC's Great Railway Journeys travelling through parts of Peru and Bolivia.
Taught the piano from the age of seven, he found when he fell in love with jazz during adolescence, that being able to read music, he was unable to improvise, and took up the trombone. At Oxford he found that several fellow undergraduates were better than him, and switched to the double bass when someone pointed out the shortage of bass players at the university. Kington was for many years a member of the cabaret quartet Instant Sunshine. To his regret, he only played in a jazz group for a brief period in 1962 during a summer job in Spain, where he ran into the British politician Enoch Powell, apparently looking somewhat displeased. Meeting Powell years later at a Punch meal, and reminding their guest of the previous incident, he was amused by Powell's comment: "I never forgot a face". Kington moved away from London in the 1980s, remarried, and worked from his home at Limpley Stoke, near Bath.
He wrote a humorous column for the United Kingdom newspaper The Independent, which he joined in 1987 after six years at The Times. He also wrote a similar column for The Oldie.
Regular topics for his columns included
- The answers to a Christmas quiz that was never printed
- Fictional court reporting
- Jazz
- Motorway Ballads
- Proceedings of the United Deities
- Spot the fictional news story
- Things for which there is no word
- "Albanian Proverbs" which appear profound at first glance, but are actually meaningless
- Letters concerning a recently deceased celebrity's supposed love of cricket
He also satirized Bertrand Russell à la Punch in "Bertrand's Mind Wins over Mater", in Welcome to Kington: Includes All the Pieces You Cut Out From The Independent and Lost (1989).
Kington died at at his home in Limpley Stoke, near Bath, after a short illness, having just filed his last copy for the Independent. He had suffered from pancreatic cancer.
[edit] Bibliography
[edit] The Franglais books
- Let's parler Franglais! London: Robson, 1979, ISBN 0860510816.
- Let's parler Franglais again! London: Robson, 1980, ISBN 0860511146.
- Parlez vous Franglais? London: Robson, 1981, ISBN 0860511502.
- Let's parler Franglais one more temps. London: Robson Books, 1982, ISBN 0860511782.
- The Franglais lieutenant's woman. London: Robson, 1986, ISBN 086051398X.
[edit] Other books
- Miles and Miles. London: Hamilton, 1982, ISBN 0241109019 .
- Moreover. London: Robson, 1982, ISBN 0860511731.
- A Wolf In Frog's Clothing. Methuen, 1983, ISBN 0413526801.
- Nature made ridiculously simple, or, How to identify absolutely everything. London: Hamilton, 1983, ISBN 0241111161.
- Moreover,Too. Harmondsworth: Penguin, 1985, ISBN 0140085408.
- Welcome to Kington. London: Robson, 1989, ISBN 0860516164.
- Steaming Through Britain. London: Unwin Hyman, 1990, ISBN 0044404883.
- Jazz: An Anthology. London: HarperCollins, 1992, ISBN 0002151995.
- Motorway Madness. London: HarperCollins, 1998, ISBN 0002559129.
- Someone Like Me: Tales From A Borrowed Childhood. London: Headline, 2005, ISBN 0755313569 (autobiography).
[edit] Stage plays
- Waiting For Stoppard. ~1995.
- Death Of Tchaikovsky – A Sherlock Holmes Mystery. ~1996.
