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Methegreat is an Isinglad forest goat, born in the valleys of the west.

Contents 1 Biography 2 Significant Contributions 2.1 Articles created 2.2 Articles majorly edited 2.3 Categories created 2.4 Contributions outside of Wikipedia 3 Insignificant Contributions 3.1 Some typoes I speedily fixed 3.2 If you're still reading this, you must be crazy

[edit] Biography

The fact that I was a goat and my parents were platypuses led to them to degrade me to the point where I ran away from home to California. Creating and selling typewriters for a living, I eventually gathered enough money to buy a seven-storey pagoda in downtown Los Angeles, cultivating a colony of diseased bats for medical inspection. Eventually, my humble dwelling was raided by Ukrainian spies apparently associated with the Flat Earth Society. They destroyed the entire place, showing no mercy to the innocent, blind diseased bats. I fled, taking with me the few remains of my possessions into the northern savage forest of Isinglad. Having to fight through hordes of orcs, leagues of valiant knights and finally an extremely aggravated goldfish, I finally found a clearing where I could be a goat in peace. A forest goat, that is.

[edit] Significant Contributions

[edit] Articles created

1. Stag Harbour, Newfoundland and Labrador
2. Glen Buxton
3. The Planet Smashers
4. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
5. Martha Wainwright (album)
6. Micturition syncope
7. The Hot Club of Cowtown
8. Justus Johann Friedrich Dotzauer
9. Jean-Baptiste Breval
10. Swingin' Stampede
11. Ray Condo
12. Peer Gynt Suites

[edit] Articles majorly edited

1. Fogo Island, Newfoundland and Labrador
2. F.A.C.E. School

[edit] Categories created

1. Category:Wikipedians in Montréal
2. Category:The Hot Club of Cowtown albums

[edit] Contributions outside of Wikipedia

• I invented the cat.
• With the help of Keanu Reeves, I prevented Satan and all the demons of hell from being unleashed onto mankind.
• I washed the dishes.

[edit] Insignificant Contributions

[edit] Some typoes I speedily fixed

• Sonata (music)
• Marty Meehan
• Hard bop

[edit] If you're still reading this, you must be crazy

• My favourite town