About Me
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Name |
This user's name is Matthew. |
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猴 |
This user was born in the year of the Monkey. |
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This user wants to be your friend. |
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This user is a professional chef. |
Lib-Lab |
This users vote Swings between
Labour and the Lib Dems.
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bro |
This user has a little brother |
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Religion/Beliefs
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eh |
This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. |
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This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
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Nationality/Location
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This user currently lives in the state of California. |
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14 |
This user has set foot in 14 countries of the world. |
3 |
This user has set foot in 3 continents of the world. |
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Languages
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BS-5 |
This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
du-0 |
This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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Spelling, Grammar & Punctuation
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if & whether |
This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
your/ you’re |
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. |
their / there / they’re |
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! |
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whom |
This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
You and Me |
This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... |
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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
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’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
its/it’s |
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
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Wikipedia
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Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby. |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. |
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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
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This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page. |
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Interests
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This user likes all of the colours. |
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This user has a Police radio. |
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This user is a Lego enthusiast |
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?met? |
This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them. |
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TV
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TWO |
This user likes an alternative and watches BBC TWO. |
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FOUR |
This user has a high enough IQ to watch BBC FOUR. |
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The O.C. |
This user welcomes you to The O.C. |
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Music
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This user's media player is iTunes.
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This user can't live without his or her iPod. |
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1 |
This user thinks BBC Radio 1 is worth the licence fee alone. |
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Computing
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Ad
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This user's internet service provider used to be Adelphia.
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TW
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This user's internet service provider is Time Warner.
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This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless internet connection. |
Y! |
This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine. |
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This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
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nap |
This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free. |
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{{Wiki}} |
This user can write in the MediaWiki language |
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This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way cooler than a real guitarist. |
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Food & Drink
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This user eats food. |
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This user is on a diet. |
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This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. |
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This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
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C2H5OH-5 |
This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends his/her hands, and kegs appear atop them. |
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Coke |
This user drinks Coke, but only for the rewards. |
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Userboxes
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This user is a self-professed userbox narcissist who spends time fixing up bad-looking userboxes. |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
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This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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Too many userboxes |
This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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END |
This user has no more userboxes. |
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