User:Lord Matt

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[edit] All about the user called Lord Matt.

My name is Matt and I joined Wikipedia on sometime or other the username I chose is a long and not so interesting story that is more a running joke among friends than anything else. I live in the UK.

I'm only sometimes interested in the wikipidea for itself but sometimes very interested in creating good content depending on mood. I am quite keen on things like facts and unbiased ones at that. I consider myself to be a learner.

I remain interested in creating pages of funny stuff on other websites (where it is suitable), some of which may, or may not be powered by a wikimedia thingy or NucleusCMS. However, some topics I feel I should contribute to or at least keep an eye on. I try to read the guidelines and act within them. If I cock up (and I will sooner or later) please feel free to send me a polite message so I can correct my error).

I am British (duh) and as a local conservative councilor has chosen to reveal I live in Margate and my surname is Brown (thanks for that, not!)

Debate: While I can bite my tongue I find personal attacks to be only an indication of the stupidity of the attacker. I also freely admit to not being perfect but never-the-less strive to one day achieve such a status knowing that the attempt is doomed but will make me a better person even so.

[edit] Special Note

I may or may not have mild Dyslexia and as such may or may not make spelling errors. The "may or may not" is because the educational psychologist at my college was able only to conclude "possibly dyslexic" saying that my coping strategies were too strong for a definite result.

Dyslexia is a disability that you can not see and while it often comes with an elevated IQ (133 in my case) it does mean that encoding can present issues. As such if you notice my making a mistake I would be grateful if you would make a simple correction as we are all editors (in the event that this is not possible just leave me a note on my talk page).

People that mock people because of their disabilities are by self given evidence cads of the highest order with all the intelligence of a dead starfish. I take the view that such people are lower than scum and make the devil's own arse crack seem positively pleasant. On the whole, it is safe to say that I would not like such people having no time for bullies.

[edit] Politics

Now that it has been brought up I should point out that my hard core Labour friends call me a "tory boy" while my head core conservative friends accuse me of being a lefty. Where do I actually stand?

I stand no where especially. I do not, never have, nor, in all likelihood, ever will classify easily. This is because I bleive in judging each issue on it's merits rather than taking the BS approach that one set of solutions will be suitable to all problems. I do not believe in magic bullets.

I like facts, logic and a little mysticism. I believe in doing good, helping others and forgiving the failings of others to the limit of my humanity. This later approach is not always easy and it would sometimes be easier to hate some people passionately rather than once the rage is gone pitying them for being such narrow minded and pathetic people - this might be a short coming of mine. I also belive in freedom from opprossion.

In short I stand left, right and in the middle.

[edit] Subpages

I maintain a few sub pages here for the sake of an ongoing scratch pad, sandbox and

• /madness (yes those formulas do mean something to me)
• /UserBoxes (generally stuff for having fun with)

[edit] Pet articles

• NucleusCMS I quite like this package and feel it deserves a good quality WU.
• Blog:CMS I don't especially approve of this package but feel that it should be monitored
• Orbit42-Base given that the project it talks about I started I feel a little fondness for this page.
• ...Pending but trust me I have my eye on a few pages

[edit] External links

Lord Matt runs a domain called LordMatt.co.uk where he exhibits anything from coding to views as he sees fit. He has a strange wiki which you might like. Not only that but I write for lots of blogs and I use different names. I use the online handle "Lord Matt" becuase prior to a certain tory's name dropping episode it offered a little protection of my privacy and still does (only less so). I also use the name Matt B (also MattB) when the niche in question is less tolerant of Geek Homour.

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