Kyneton Secondary College
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Kyneton Secondary College is a secondary school in Kyneton, Victoria, Australia, approximately 90km north of Melbourne. It was built in 1912, and burned down in 1928, and in which the perpetrator was commemorated.
In 1992 the school was reincarnated and has since been an increasing failure, as the school is riddled with the plague and downies.
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[edit] Notable Alumni
Kyneton Secondary College has schooled many highly-talented students throughout the years. These students have shown great expertise and professionality in their line of fame. Some notable may include the following:
Leonardo Da Vinci- Art class hero/blue ninja turtle
Raphael- Scluptor/red ninja turtle
Donatello- Painter/purple ninja turtle
Michaelangelo- Art failure (most well known as the orange ninja turtle)
Samuel L. Jackson- Current movie star
Sam "DJ Cozza" Corris - Trance and club DJ
Dylan "DJ SpringZ" Philpot- Current God of the world
Phil "Fiw" Kaufman- asian
Jayden Van Downy- Downy
Bill Gates- two-time world wrestling champion/richest man on earth
Saint Nick- Santa Clause
[edit] The Reincarnation
In 1992 BC; probably best known as 'The Year of Legends'; Kyneton Secondary College was reincarnated by an unknown fungus that grew on the ashes and created Ratville (slang name for Kyneton Secondary). The school has since been known to have mutated students and teachers that are illiterate.
[edit] The Black Death
In history, it has been found evident that Kyneton Secondary College was the main source of the plague (black death) throughout the mid 14th century. The plague spread rapidly from the fleas on the rats migrating to the students. The fleas would then vomit onto the students and give them this dirty epidemic. Some believed that it may have been also spread by the students being hungry in class, and due to the Great Depression of 0-present BC in Kyneton, they would eat the rats or die. In this case it was both.
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