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User:Kinkyturnip

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Kinkyturnip
Name Tony Kelso
Gender Male
Birth date June 19, 1964
Birthplace Chillicothe, Ohio, United States
Location San Francisco, California
Occupation Writer/social observer
College Ohio University
High school Unioto High School (our school mascot was a Sherman tank)
Religion Church of the Poison Mind (psilocybin mushrooms)
Politics Thank you for pot smoking
This is the native habitat of Kinkyturnip
"This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"
"In a scene like this, you get a contact high."
"See the color yellow scream!"The Trip
This userpage, featuring nightmarish use of color and ghastly design, makes one appreciate Wikipedia's staid appearance and prudent use of color.


     Favorite beverage: coffee (English breakfast tea and masala chai tied for second)      Favorite album to wake up to: Dusty in Memphis by Dusty Springfield


"Make A Circuit With Me" by The Polecats
Sweet romance is not for me
I need electricity
If you want to make me flip
Hit me with a microchip
I'll be your diode, cathode, electrode, overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me
Just plug in and go-go-go
I'll be your human dynamo
Signals in my power chord
Impulse on my circuit board
I'll be your diode, cathode, electrode, overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me
I'm an AC/DC man
You can read my circuit diagram
I feed on electric jolts
I need fifty-thousand volts
I'll be your diode, cathode, electrode, overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me


[edit] Help me celebrate my 5000th Wikipedia edit

To mark this milestone, you could:

     bake me a cake      get me stoned      have sex with me      or      bake me a cake, get me stoned, jump out of the cake, and have sex with me

The choice is yours.

     Please, no lap dances — watching Showgirls twice in one week has left me permanently traumatized.      Where is Rena Riffel? Paging Rena Riffel. David Schmader wants to know your whereabouts.


Free lap dance with large corn — Program notes from Peaches Christ's 10th annual midnight movie screening of Showgirls


This user is from California.
It is approximately 8:50 AM where this user lives. +
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
This user has been on Wikipedia for
10 months and 23 days.
BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Journalism.
This user enjoys writing.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user is a Geminian.


This user eats chocolate.

[edit] Colors

Category Color-Code Color-Name
Bible Translations #800000 maroon
Television theme songs #D2691E chocolate
Strict Nature Reserve (old color) #D06030  
Strict Nature Reserve #E7AF97  
Elements:Alkali metals #FF6666  
EPs #FA8072 salmon
Elements:Actinides #ff99cc  
Elements:Lanthanides #ffbfff  
Animals #FF1493 pink
Dog breeds #FF1493 pink
Astronomical objects #ffc0c0  
Elements:Transition metals #ffc0c0  
British New Army #ddbbbb  
Singles #FFFF00 yellow
Elements:Halogens #ffff99  
Protists #F0E68C khaki
Academy Awards ceremonies #EEDD82  
Elements:Alkaline earths #FFDEAD navajowhite
Compounds #FFDEAD navajowhite
Alternative Medicine #ffcc99  
Saints #B57EDC lavender
Breweries #ECC850  
Currency #B8860B goldenrod
Digimon #FFA040  
Albums (original, studio LPs) #FFA500 orange
Monster Trucks #FF9C00  
Amusement parks #FF8020  
Rail transport #CC9966  
Wilderness Area (old color) #B5954B
Wilderness Area #DACAA5  
Mountains #e7dcc3  
Elements:Semimetals #cccc99  
British Yeomanry (Army) #dbdbbb  
British Regular Army #bbddbb  
Geographic subdivisions #DEFFAD  
Elements:Nonmetals #a0ffa0  
Plants #90EE90 lightgreen
Corporations #90EE90 lightgreen
Television Stations #66FFCC  
Natural Monument (old color) #80FF80  
Disney Characters #5BE85B  
Natural Monument #BFFFBF  
Habitat/Species Management Area (old color) #65CB9B  
Habitat/Species Management Area #B2E5CD  
Greatest hits, box sets and other compilations #8FBC8F darkseagreen
Work of classical music #228B22 forestgreen
National Park (old color) #9BCB65  
National Park #CDE5B2  
British Territorial Army #bbbbdd  
Fungi #ADD8E6 lightblue
Elements:Noble gases #c0ffff  
Live albums #00CED1 darkturquoise
Protected Landscape/Seascape (old color) #4B95B5  
Protected Landscape/Seascape #A5CADA  
Sustainability and Energy Development #87BBC8  
Planes #87CEEB skyblue
Royal Air Force Squadrons #87CEFA lightskyblue
Royal Air Force Stations #00BFFF deepskyblue
Managed Resource Protected Area (old color) #3060D0  
Managed Resource Protected Area #A8BDEC  
Ships #000080 Navy
Cover and tribute albums #DDA0DD plum
Rocks and Minerals #9966FF  
Countries, US states #efefef  
Space missions #efefef  
Weaponry #efefef  
Movie soundtracks #DCDCDC gainsboro
Languages #DDDDDD  
Bacteria #D3D3D3 lightgrey
Elements:Metals #cccccc  
Battles #cccccc  
Other British army #cccccc  
Constellations #C0C0C0 silver
Archaea #A9A9A9 darkgray
Computing topics #f9f9f9  
NFL Football players #B0C4DE lightsteelblue
Paranormal #000000 Black


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