User:Jake Wright
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 Jak-e looking awesome (as usual)
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| Born | April 23, 1994  Sunderland, England |
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| Residence | Sunderland, England |
| Occupation | Tech Master of jak-e.com |
| Known for | Tech Advise, Trampolining, Librarian, |
| Spouse | Conor Fenwick OR Christian Wake |
Jake Wright is the super-awesome host of the amazingly informative tech help and how to website which you can see here! His facial features are adorable and his body is extremely awesome, he has ensnared thousands upon thousands of people who have visited his website.
[edit] Tributes
Conor Fenwicks song for Jak-e originally by The Vogues
There is someone walking behind you, Turn around, look at me. There is someone watching your footsteps, Turn around, look at me
There is someone who really needs you, Here's my heart in my hand. Turn around, (turn around), look at me, (look at me,) Understand,understand,
That there's someone who'll stand beside you. Turn around, look at me. And there's someone who'll love and guide you. Turn around, look at me.
I've waited, but I'll wait forever for you to come to me. Look at someone (look at someone) Who really loves you, yeah, really loves you. Turn around, look at me.
Conor, is of course, obsessed with Jake and his awesomeness, as are many people!!! Conor would also like to state that the song 'Their Not Gonna Get Us' by t.A.T.u..
[edit] Too Cool For School
At school, Jake is the most popular student by far, everyone loves him, especially Christian. However with fame comes jealousy and there are some losers who are nasty, they deserve to die. At school he is too cool for everyone else and as a result his amazing looks look even more amazing, his hair blows in the wind, its so beautiful *sniff*! When he turns up to school (which is rarely because he's too cool for school he goes to the library and strips goes on the computer and cuts holes into books looks at the various matters that he needs to attend to. The only reason most people visit the library is to see his beauty and sexyness.
[edit] Fandom
There is a gigantic following for Jak-e, alot of people have fallen under his spell such as Ian Huntley, Harold Shipman, Jenna Jameson, Fat Man and, most notably Dmitri Mendeleev. There is many fan sites dedicated to him, one was made by the illustrious and mysterious stalker fan Conor Fenwick but Jak-e forced him to delete it as he found it beautiful offensive, the creator insists that he only made it to show how much he loved him. Jak-e is very modest about his fame, all he says when he finds a new site is the small statement of 'very good', in a rather sarcastic manner.
Please visit his website here WE LOVE YOU =D!
