User:Harlot666

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Harlot 666 is a fictional person created by user:specialwolf. He worships Satan and likes to pick on people smaller than him. He has worked with Serial Killer X on the game Condemned. He was recently in a bus wreck caused by a mentally unstable person. He is also Specialwolf's codename. His other codename is Church.

From this point on, Harlot666 will be refered to as Specialwolf due to him recently being put into the witness protection program. Dont tell anyone. Not even Zach Braff.

1 Specialwolf
2 CatJewbBear Info
3 Mortal Enemies
4 Music
5 Favorite Songs
6 TV
7 Movies
8 Books
9 Games
10 Hates...
11 Fears...
12 Quotes Said By This Person
13 Talent Show 2008
14 Talent Show 2009
15 The End

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Specialwolf is very special. He enjoys stuff. And other stuff. Like stuff. Yeah. Most of the time he listens to Disturbed the best band ever or watches tv. He is very good at writing stories. His most prized

stories are the CatJewbBear trilogy. He is working on getting them published. Unfortunatelly Wikipedia is stupid and doesnt belive the real book is real so a page on it cannot be created.

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Origins

CatJewbBear is a real popular trilogy of books written by popular comic writter *Name Censored*. The trilogy of books consist of three adventures of Tom Kruse and Mel Gabson. The books poke fun at popular celeberties and other culture in the media, such as Wal-Mart and preps.

CatJewbBear Summary

The first book consisted of Tom Kruse and Mel Gabson having to stop Mandi the Prep Queen from taking over the world using her evil jewbs (minions) to help her. They run into many friends and foes such as popular skater Zach Bailey and Bryan Would. The book ends with a cliffhanger in Wal-Mart.

The second book takes off directly after the first book, with everyone still in Wal-Mart. Tom and Mel must face a new foe and save the world again. This book has a normal ending.

The last in the trilogy, still envolves Mel and Tom, but features many new characters, such as two F.B.I. Agents. Unlike the previous books, this one didnt revolve soley on Tom and Mel. It also featured a investigation of a killer clown and showed many characters.

Critics Review/ Sales

The first book "CatJewbBear" received mostly negative reviews from critics, despite the sales being good enough to encourage *Name Censored* to write another book. "CatJewbBear 2" did alot better with almost twice as many sales. Most reviews of #2 were positive. Robert Eager quotes "The book doesn't suck, unlike the first one. The writer has obviousally put some actual time into in and dug deep into the characters." Finally in late 2007, the book ended it trilogy with "CatJewbBear 3: The End. Really, It's the End This Time. We Promise. It Is". While the sales didnt beat CatJewbBear 2, the book still met with good sales and good reviews. All together the books have sold more than thirty-four copies and have beeen published in more than zero stores.

Comic Series

During Book II, a weekly comic page was made about CatJewbBear. The events took place between Books I and II and showed more into the mysterious egg Mel got from the crazy man in Wal-Mart and past events in their lives. Unfortunately, the comic turned out to be the least important thing of the series, and was dropped after twenty-two issues. The things revealed in the comics had no effect on Book II or III, but is said it will play a role in Book IV.

Possible Movie

In Feb. 2008, rumers circulated that a movie was in the works which would combine all three books into one super-movie. Author *Name Censored*, denied this, but he did point out of a possible fourth book, mabye being the origins of Tom and Mel.

Fourth Book

On April 6th, 2008, it was confirmed a fourth book would be made. It would not be a prequel to the other three, but will still feature Tom and Mel. The plot will feature a epic battle raging on and will deal with the upcoming election. The book will also introduced its first main female character that is not evil or a Democratic. The book is set for a late 2008 release. On April 8th, 2008, more details were released on the book. According to head writer *Name Censored* "the book will be a action-packed thrill ride with twists and turns, just like Barack Obamas speech he gave in Texas." There will be a character who was presumed dead, but will make another apperance and a dramatic turn of events will lead another character to his/her deathbed. A preview of the book

will be released shortly. On April 14, 2008, more information was leaked about the book. It will take place exactually 28 months after the events of Book III, and the main joke will be based upon the movies 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, and 28 Months Later will zombies being replaced by Hillary/Obama supporters. Other information included that Tom and Mel would mostly be apart from eachother in the book and the book will include comics (see Comic Series above.)

Characters

Tom Kruse (Books 1-4) - Crime fighting guy. He is the best friend of Mel Gabson. Possible more than just friends...

Mel Gabson (Books 1-4) - *Info Coming Soon*

President Cheney (Books 2 & 3) - *Info Coming Soon*

Man-di the Prep Queen (Books 1 -3) - *Info Coming Soon*

Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (Book 3) - *Info Coming Soon*

The "Killer Clown" (First apperance, Book 2. Actual character, Book 3) - KC is a murderous kid killing clown, which turns into your greatest fear.

Officer Biggie Smalls (Book 3) - *Info Coming Soon*

The Many People of Wal-Mart (Book 3) - This consisted of the freaks who lived in Wal-Mart. Only a few were revealed as the other managed to stay hidden in Isle 6B(Zach Braff, Keifer Sutherland, Ashton

Kutcher, and Tony Shaloub were revealed to live in Wal-Mart.)

Bryan Would - (Book 1, confirmed in Book 4) *Info coming soon*

Brett Would - (Two paragraphs in Book 1) - *Some idiot who is killed before he can say two sentences.*

Ms. Chase - (Book 1) - *Info Coming Soon*

Zach the Skater - (Book 1 & 2) - *Info Coming Soon*

Sam Winchester - (Book 4) - Younger brother of Dean. Hunts demons, vampires, etc. Along with his brother, he will be tracking down the "killer clown."

Dean Winchester - (Book 4) - Older brother of Sam. Hunts demons, vampires, etc. Along with his brother, he will be tracking down the "killer clown." He is also dealing with the fact he has one year to live

before going to Hell.

Confirmed Characters For Book IV

Tom Kruse

Mel Gabson

Special Agent Fox Mulder

Possible Characters in Book IV

Man-di the Prep Queen

The "Killer Clown"

Sam Winchester

Dean Winchester

Bryan Would

Charecters That Have Died

Bryan Would - (But confirmed to somehow be in Book 4)

Brett Would - Gets run over

Ms. Chase - Ran over by a steam-roller

Man-di the Prep Queen - (Her minion, Jewbs turn on her and eat her flesh)

Officer Biggie Smalls - Murdered by The "Killer Clown"

Special Agent Dana Scully - Killed by KC

TV Show

On April 3, it was said that a deal was being made with FOX to start a tv show based on the series. On April 12, the series was offically announced with a 13-epiosde season to begin airing after the season premire of 24, late in 2008 or early in 2009. Casting is currently being held for the roles of Tom Kruse, Mel Gabson, Bryan Would, The "Killer Clown", Special Agent Fox Mulder, Special Agent Dana Scully, and the President of the United States. Casting calls for other characters will begin sometime in late July or early August. It is said the TV show will take place sometime after book three, and before book four. FOX is expected to release more details in early June.

On May 23rd, FOX announced that all the roles for the main characters (Tom, Mel, Bryan, the Clown, Mulder, Scully, and the Preisdent) had been filled and a preview will hopefully be shown in the next week or so. FOX also announced plans to release details to the "Pilot" episode shortly.