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HammerHeadHuman
Emperor of Wikipedia
Possible likeness of HammerHeadHuman
Reign	16 May 2006-Present
Coronation	16 May 2006 at The Little Mermaid auditorium in Bikini Bottom
Born	21 December 139 BCE
Birthplace	The Gulf of Mexico
Died	11 June 3878 CE
Place of death	Bay of Bengal
Buried	Pompeii or possibly the oceans of Ganymede
Predecessor	Neptune
Heirs	Boadicea, Justinian, Sun Tzu, Gaius Julius
Successor	NA
Issue	Freedom of the seas
Father	Poseidon
Mother	Gaia

HammerHeadHuman is among the greatest and most modest of all Wikipedians. Though from the humblest of beginnings, HammerHeadHuman has risen to become the most influential contributer that Wikipedia has ever known. HammerHeadHuman's knowledge and influence is so widespread and awe inspiring that it has led some to doubt whether HammerHeadHuman should be considered an individual, and not a collective grouping of genius minds (similar rumors were sometimes echoed regarding Shakespeare and Homer).

[edit] Biography

Legend has it that HammerHeadHuman was born on the first day of winter, on the coldest day of the year. HammerHeadHuman's mother died during childbirth due to the massive girth of HammerHeadHuman's noggin. Though no one has seen HammerHeadHuman in more than three-hundred years, rumor holds that the abnormal cavities on each side of HammerHeadHuman's skull (to protect HammerHeadHuman's swollen brain) have given way to the nickname.

[edit] Origins

Because of HammerHeadHuman's giant cranium, children made fun of HammerHeadHuman. And HammerHeadHuman didn't like that so HammerHeadHuman strangled the children and destroyed their beautiful city of Atlantis. And they were like "Whoa," and HammerHeadHuman was like "Take that fuckers;" whoa was them. Determined to never be made fun of again, HammerHeadHuman's new purpose was to make HammerHeadHuman better so that it would be harder to make fun of HammerHeadHuman again. Thus our hero was born not out of love for humanity, but out of hate for all things that made fun of HammerHeadHuman.

[edit] The Future

HammerHeadHuman has dedicated HammerHeadHuman's life to the betterment of HammerHeadHuman. If HammerHeadHuman's research and work along the way can in some way help better human society then HammerHeadHuman is all for it. Did you actually read all of this garbage? Sweet. Then HammerHeadHuman's work is done.

[edit] Userboxes

Meals	Confessions	Personal
This user eats fish.	This user shamelessly pilfers templates and code from other peoples' User pages.	This user lives in the Ocean
This user eats sushi.	vn-13 This user page has been vandalized 13 times.	This user is the Emperor of Wikipedia.
This user drinks water.	This user was partially responsible for Hurricane Rita.	This user is an offspring of Poseidon.
This user eats Swedish Fish.	This user doesn't reveal anything about himself on this user page.	<~~ This user thinks that this userbox is lame, and wonders what it's author was thinking.
This user is a carnivore.	This user would like to try people someday. But their mother would kill them.	This user is half shark and half human.

The following user(s) are actively contributing to this article and may be able to help with questions about verification and sources: HammerHeadHuman * HammerHeadH. * HammerHead-Hugh, man * H.H.H. This in no way implies article ownership; all editors are encouraged to contribute.