User:George Washington Head
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Okay then, since I cant copy the George Washington infobox, I'll just make my own list!
-George Washington was the FIRST, (FIRST baby!) president of the good old United States of America
-As a result George Washington will the last first president, of the United States of America.
-I want to use DNA to revive George Washington.
-Scratch that, I'm going to use DNA, to revive George Washington!
-If I dont revive George Washington by May 17th, I will build a mannequin made from Playdo in his image.
-RE:http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=George_Washington%27s_early_life&action=history it is nothing short of a national tragedy, George Washington father of our country, Revolutionary war hero,
-In protest I will get wooden teeth.
-I want to sail a river standing heroically on my boat. Oh God, do I..
-All presidents should be named George Washington
-My kids will not be named George Washington. I dont want them to have anything to do with the *beep* dollar bill!
-Georgie,...you went too soon.
-I want a piece Georges DNA. Perhaps if I go to the George Washington museum I can touch one of his tables, or better yet, a piece of clothing...We can get George back again!
-It sure is odd (and eerie) not having George Washington around.
-History is just that; history
-We can refound the great spirit that GEORGE WASHINGTON had in mind for this country.
-There's a knock at my door. God, please let it be George Washington.
-That would be wierd if he showed up at my door Monkeys Paw style.
-I think people could grow accostomed to George Washington being around again.
-Scientists may want to proceed carefully so they dont reanimate the wrong corpse.
-He's gonna bust a grumpy when he sees what they did to the $1 bill
-Ditto to wooden teeth
-Once he sees airplanes, television, computers, etc...
-If only George Washington was a girl... at least I would marry her
