User:Ferkelparade

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[edit] Amateur historian, wannabe viking, drinker of beer.

Hello and welcome, this is my page. I recently spend way too much time on RC patrol and way too little time actually writing or contributing to articles. Go read some stuff about me.

Here's a gallery of photos I have contributed.

I maintain a list of stuff I intend to write in the near future.

In the interest of accountability, here's my admin log.

Thank you for whacking the vandal on my user page; I award you the RickK Anti-vandalism Barnstar. Thanks a million!!  RasputinAXP  _{talk contribs} 12:44, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

[edit] The strange ways of Wikipedia and the web

Hehe. While doing a Google search for my user name (yes, I sometimes do that kind of stuff to see what weird results I come up with), I noticed that I am apparently now quoted as an authority on average penis length by certain medical discussion groups. I guess it has to do with having posted a rather innocuous joke on the Talk:Penis page some time ago, then somebody googling for "average penis length" and having only a cursory glance at the search results.

In case the link goes dead, here's the relevant snippet from the discussion:

We have Dr. Greene; Dr. Drew; Dr. Alice; Ferkelparade; Dr. Nayal-IndiaTimes; Wikipedia online encyclopedia; the Library of Excerpts reference; Men's Health Magazine [November 2003]; NationMaster.com encyclopedia; Netdoctor.co.uk; Penisowner.com; CincinattiBabes.com; and the University of California SF Medical School study placing the average penis size at between 5-5.5"

I now have a framed printout of that discussion hanging on the wall over my desk...better than any number of university diploma :p

[edit] Contributions

Articles I have either started, completely rewritten or otherwise done major work on. The ones with the little coin next to them are those I am actually quite proud of.