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I'd like to use this page to keep good quotes that I find, and i'll attribute them where I can. Etherealflaim 03:49, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Quotes 1.1 Insightful 1.2 Funny 1.2.1 Robotics 1.2.2 Robotics (After 10PM) 1.2.3 BASH.org Quotes of Interest 1.2.4 Uncategorized 1.3 Thought-provoking 2 Jokes 2.1 Short 2.2 Long 3 Signatures 3.1 Mine 3.2 Not Mine 4 Links 4.1 Useful 4.2 Bored 4.3 Free Stuff

[edit] Quotes

[edit] Insightful

[edit] Funny

[edit] Robotics

1. "Wait, why is this end of the robot forward again?" - Danny
2. "Oh, it's because the joystick is backwards." - Danny
3. "I'm gonna smack you... *smack*" - Evan

[edit] Robotics (After 10PM)

1. "Hey, let's go upstairs and ram Nate's dad!" - Danny (10:25 PM)
2. "Dude, you can't keep track of quotes after 10:00, it's against the rules." - Evan (at 10:30 PM)
3. "If it feels wrong, i'm used to it." - Danny (12:00 AM)
4. "That's like, one of the second things I learned in Fundamentals..." - Kyle (me) (2:00 AM)
5. "Dude, stop pickin' your nose!" - Ankit (2:30 AM)
6. "Hey, it's 2:30 in the morning, and i've got boogers." - Evan (2:30 AM)
7. "No, I'm not answering that question, it's probably a man or something." - Frankenberger (in response to an inquiry about the hotness of Danny's girlfriend) (2:40 AM)
8. "I'm going to be so bad at life tomorrow." - Danny (2:45 AM)
9. "Which motor was it? I think that was the spinny one..." - Danny (4:40 PM)
10. "Maybe if I lick it... it'll all be better." - Evan (4:55 PM)
11. "Whichever your better judgment dictates... then choose the opposite." - Nate (6:10 PM)
12. "What would you do if I had two of them? Stare in wonder?" - Danny (6:25 PM)

[edit] BASH.org Quotes of Interest

1. Nightly Prayer
2. If the world's going to end...
3. Role Reversal
4. :-) ('nuff said)
5. Matrix Revalations
6. What *not* to take to Foods class.
7. Stupidity and Warning Labels
8. Hitler and the Clown.
9. I don't get it!
10. No good deed goes unpunished.
11. The true meaning of robotics. (Too true...)
12. Big Brother is Watching.
13. Fair Use at its best.
14. Pacman!
15. Due dates.
16. Yeah. I'm an environmentalist.
17. Never let these guys babysit your kids.

[edit] Uncategorized

1. "Yifan, that's an advertisement, not a trail marker..." - Joshua (in reference to a beer sign reading "The <><> Beer")

[edit] Thought-provoking

[edit] Jokes

[edit] Short

[edit] Long

[edit] Signatures

[edit] Mine

[edit] Not Mine

[edit] Links

[edit] Useful

[edit] Bored

1. BASH.org
2. Homokaasu (GAS games are brilliant)

[edit] Free Stuff