User:DitzyNizzy

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[edit] Biography

Jess Carter (born September 16, 1981 in Edinburgh) currently lives in Preston, Lancashire, where she makes her living as a recruitment consultant (which is sooo fun, but at least it's better than the job she left in 2006 - especially watching the interviewees answering Fiona's "quick thinking" question). The origins of her username are simple: the "ditzy" bit is due to her ditzy nature. The "Nizzy" bit is due to the Nizlopi No1 JCB Song, which are the same as her initals, just in a different order.

Amongst her hobbies are the Eurovision Song Contest, music - most types, but not classical, easy listening or country - football (and especially Celtic and Preston North End), and am a big fan of chocolate. Like all girls are.

Notice any screw-ups (typos, formatting errors etc)? Then please change it - just don't vandalise it because I allow you to edit the page. If there's any gaps in the table below, that's because they're meant to be there. If you notice a string of changes on the same page made by me, that's not vandalism: that's because I've noticed something to change after clicking "Save page".

[edit] Language/grammar userboxes

en- sco This user can speak Scottish English.	fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.	es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
ru-2 Этот участник неплохо знает русский язык.	ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.	BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng	LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.	…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".	’s This user realises that plural noun's should not have an apostrophe while possessive word's should!	they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.	to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.	A, B, and A and B This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.	its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
“…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.	sar-5 This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.	@#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."	Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.	, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
??? ?!? !!! This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up.	This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.	“…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”. Do you?

[edit] Other userboxes

This user is a member of WikiProject Eurovision.	This user is a Eurovision Song Contest fan.	This user is proud to be Scottish.
This user is of Irish and British ancestry.	This user is from Lancashire.	This user is a Virgo.
This user is a bi female.	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.	This user supports gender equality.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.	This user does not eat fish. Ever.	This User has Asthma
This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.	This user uses Windows XP.	2000- This user is still using Microsoft® Office ™ 2000 or older
This user contributes using a wireless connection.	This user still remembers these.	BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user has a profile on MySpace as missjcarter.	END This user has no more userboxes.

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