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Contents 1 Recent timeline of "Big Wolf"'s life 2 My All-Time Favorite Songs 3 Banana Wolfing Records 3.1 Cumulative Records 3.2 Daily Records 4 Most Unusual "Natural" Foods I Have Consumed 5 Discography 5.1 Album "25 Years of Beauty II" 5.2 2005 5.3 2006 5.4 2007 5.5 Comming Soon 6 Most Frequented Bus Routes in Pittsburgh 7 Six Degrees of Seperation 7.1 People One Degree from Me 7.2 People Two Degrees from Me 7.3 People Three Degrees from Me 7.4 People Four Degrees from Me 8 I Need Your Help 9 Speeding Hall of Fame 10 Sign My Guestbook

[edit] Recent timeline of "Big Wolf"'s life

• 6/23/03 - Auditioned for American Idol 3
• 6/20/04 - Auditioned for American Idol 4
• 11/7/04 - Wrote and Performed "25 Years of *Beauty" in McAuthor Auditorium at CMU
• 4/30/05 - Accepted for Grad School at University of Pittsburgh
• 6/30/06 - Penned the "First Avenue" Equation about Ramsey Theory
• 8/13/06 - First ride on the Skycoaster at Kennywood

[edit] My All-Time Favorite Songs

• Lionel Richie-"Truly"
• Simon & Garfunkel-"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
• Billy Joel-"New York State of Mind"
• Elton John-"Rocket Man"
• K-Ci & Jo Jo-"Tell Me It's Real"
• CCW-"Have You Ever Seen the Rain"
• Kelly Clarkson-"Breakaway"
• Alicja Janosz-"Może się wydawać" ("It Can Seem")

[edit] Banana Wolfing Records

[edit] Cumulative Records

• Banana # Date Witnessed By
• 0 3/14/05 ---
• 1,000 4/19/05 Sarah Tyler, Richard Leese
• 2,000 7/31/05 Henry Lin only
• 3,000 11/7/05 Roochi Mishra, David Carpenter
• 4,000 1/14/06 John Mackey only
• 5,000 4/22/06 PJ Dillon, Athena Amer, Christine Chung, Agata Bugaj (via Web-Cam)
• 6,000 5/6/06 Jim Clark only
• 7,000 7/30/06 Athena Amer, Justyna Krotski
• 7,500 8/4/06 Agata Bugaj and Joe Epperson, via Web-Cam
• 7,777 8/11/06 Various random people at Point State Park
• 8,000 8/16/06 John Zidian, John Tortorice
• 8,128 8/18/06 None
• 8,621-8,627 9/7/06 Eweline Flinta
• 9,000 9/21/06 John Mackey, Stanislaw Radziszowski
• 10,000 10/28/06, based on statistical estimate

[edit] Daily Records

• 4/15/05 : 153
• 8/4/06  : 139*
• 8/17/06 : 119
• 7/30/06 : 108
• 8/3/06  : 101
• 4/17/05 : 102
• 6/11/06 : 91
• 11/7/05 : 86
• 8/1/06  : 82
• 7/31/06 : 80
• 8/2/06  : 79
• 4/24/05 : 79
• 8/5/06  : 77

• 10/1/06 : 52 plaintains

\* Special thanks to Wesley Norroski (our janitor) for bringing back my trash so I could count them

[edit] Most Unusual "Natural" Foods I Have Consumed

• Shark liver and other shark organs
• Oil palm nut kernels
• Peels of various fruits, including bananas, oranges, grapefruits
• Coconut shells
• Man Cock
• Various roadkill animals including snakes and rats
• Dandilions
• Pinecones
• Treebarks
• Various raw meats, including wild-caughtfish (mostly salmon and tuna, sometimes shark and squid), wild turkey, wild angus buffalo, ostrich
• Raw potatoes
• Raw eggs (chicken, turkey, and ostrich)
• 3 Strands of human hair; 2 from Sarah Tyler and 1 from Carolyn Weger
• Pure silver and gold, in the form of foil, also a 0.7g Mexican coin made of 90% silver and 10% coppe

[edit] Discography

• 2001. 25 Years of Beauty I

[edit] Album "25 Years of Beauty II"

• 2004. 1. 25 Years of Beauty II
• 2004. 2. For a Million Kisses to Come
• 2004. 3. Sky High
• 2004. 4. Always?
• 2004. 5. The Most Breathtaking Object on Planet Earth
• 2004. 6. I Could not Have Dreamed Up a Girl Like You
• 2004. 7. Era of Trueness
• 2004. 8. (You Make me) Feel Alive
• 2005. 9. (This is my Love, and) I'm Never Going Back

[edit] 2005

• 2005. 25 Years of Beauty III
• 2005. 25 Years of Beauty IV
• 2005. 40 Years of Intelligence
• 2005. Infinite Love

[edit] 2006

• 2006. 25 Years of Beauty V
• 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VI
• 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VII
• 2006. Cheater Cheater
• 2006. 30 Years of Creativity
• 2006. Infinite Love II
• 2006. Big Fat Athena (Fat fetishism)
• 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VIII (commemorating Kelly Clarkson!!!)
• 2006. 60 Years of Excellence
• 2006. Somewhere, Somehow, Someday
• 2006. All my Troubles Melt Away (When I See You)
• 2006. Love Atop Three Rivers (Ohio, Monogahala, and Alleghany)
• 2006. Synergistic
• 2006. Avenue of Love (Forbes Avenue, where I have met 4 of my last 5 dates)
• 2006. Bóg Tylko Wyrabia Jedżę z Was (God Only Makes One of You) --- Special thanks to Justyna Krotski for help with words.
• 2006. Joey, What are you Doing?
• 2006. All-Night Fucking
• 2006. Good Ol' 54C
• 2006. In My Darkest Moments

[edit] 2007

• 2007. An Ocean, A Life, A Heartbeat Away
• 2007. Skończą i Elegancki (Complete and Elegant) --- Special thanks to Athena Amer for help with words.
• 2007. Craig on Craig Street Going 100 Miles an Hour
• 2007. Beer!!!
• 2007. JDC, the IDC Guy
• 2007. Nikita (Remake of Elton John's Nikita)
• 2007. Drink Up and Drive (Remake of Shut Up and Drive)

[edit] Comming Soon

• 2009. A version of 25 Years of Beauty dedicated to Alicja Janosz
• More good songs dedicated to our excellent presiden George W Bush
• Song dedicated to our wonderful and beautiful Pittsburgh

[edit] Most Frequented Bus Routes in Pittsburgh

• 71A: Downtown - Uptown - Oakland - Negley
• 54C: South Side - Oakland - Strip District - North Side
• 81B: Downtown - Hill District - Lincoln
• 67A: Downtown - Oakland - Monroeville
• 100: East Busway - Oakland - Downtown - West Busway
• 91A: Downtown - Strip District - Butler Street
• HP: Downtown - East Busway - Holiday Park
• EBO: Oakland - East Busway

[edit] Six Degrees of Seperation

[edit] People One Degree from Me

• Paula Abdul
• Simon Cowell
• Randy Jackson
• Stanisław Radziszowski; Ramsey Theory Researcher
• Eweline Flinta, 2nd place winner of Polish Idol season 1
• Joe Epperson, 52nd place Reversi world champion.

[edit] People Two Degrees from Me

• Kurt Neilson, World Idol winner
• Hideshi Tamenori, Worldwide Reversi Champion

• All American Idol contestants
• George W Bush
• Bill Clinton
• Albert Einstein
• Paul Erdos, Mathematician; worked on Ramsey Theory
• Bill Gates
• Green Day
• Alicja Janosz, Polish Idol season 1 winner
• Jenna Morasca, Survivor Amazon (highly probable)
• Regis Philbin
• Albert Sabin, developer of Polio Vaccine; researcher at University of Pittsburgh
• Jonas Salk, developer of Polio Vaccine; researcher at University of Pittsburgh
• Rob Schneider
• Alan Turing, "father of computer science"

[edit] People Three Degrees from Me

• Colleen Haskell, Survivor Borneo

[edit] People Four Degrees from Me

• Richard Hatch, winner of Survivor Borneo (4 for sure; most likely 3)

[edit] I Need Your Help

I am currently a graduate student at the University of Pittsburgh, doing research on Ramsey Theory. Over the last year and a half, I have solved many problems involving it, but there is one problem in my life that has defied solution. On September 6th, 2006, I did a presentation for my research at the University of Warsaw. While on my trip, I decided to audition for Polish Idol season 8. While I was standing in the line waiting for my turn I met the most wonderful girl of all time. To my disbelief she started talking to me. Unfortunately, in the midst of the excitement, I forgot to ask for any contact information. She was 21 years old during the audition, and probably did not make it to the top 90. If you can help, e-mail me at aplin@cs.pitt.edu.

[edit] Speeding Hall of Fame

• Joe Epperson, 125mph, European Highway 54
• Athena Amer, 110mph, PA Route 885/Interstate 579
• Jim Clark, 100mph, PA Route 66
• Craig Iacovino, 80mph, Interstate 376
• Dave Desimone, 80mph, PA Route 380
• PJ Dillon, 75mph, Forbes Avenue

[edit] Sign My Guestbook

Andrew, you are maybe the most hilarious person I know. I hope you can come up to Penn State and visit me and Kaven soon.

Dave, AKA Beer Guy

Andrew, You are one of the most entertaining and smartest people I know. Good luck in the future with whatever you do, and all your music and math and computer science.

your friend, jim

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