User:Chucknrs94
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Chucknrs94 recently joined on April 8, 2008.
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Email me at stickyb747@gmail.com
[edit] Random Quotes
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
"Wise men don't need to prove their point; men who do aren't wise"
"A diplomat is a person that can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you would look forward to the trip."
"A man should remember that when he is pointing at someone, 3 of his fingers are pointing at himself."
[edit] China Southern Airlines Announcement
Poor English, but funny! Said to be a true account of what was heard on a flight from Shenzhen to Qingdao in China:
"Good afternoon, Ladies and German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die (today). Should you need any resistance during the frigh*t*, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill"
[edit] References
None at all. I've left a path of destruction behind me.
Last edited on 03:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
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