User:Cannibalorgydotcomdotnet
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This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe. |
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless. |
band | This user plays in a band. |
This user plays the guitar. |
This user plays the bass guitar. |
This user lives in Texas. |
This user is a Cannibal. |
This user is a Snuff film director. |
This user still plays Red Faction. |
Caboose | This user likes food-nap time. |
GITS | This user has a Stand Alone Complex |
MD | This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
Forden | Toasty! |
... | This user is a professional procrastinator. |
?? | This user is a Secret Character. |
bss | These users play the bass guitar. |
mach | This user watches machinima. |
ACC | This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke . |
This user reads Science Fiction. |
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This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS. |
PS2 | This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2. |
This user still plays games on the NES. |
This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube. |
AC | This user believes that a plane can change the tides of war. |
This user is an escaped genetic experiment. |
This user enjoys smoking Cannabis. |
This user is right-handed. |
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This user supports stem cell research. |
o_O | This user is a moderate fan of anime. |
GITS | This user has a Stand Alone Complex |
This user is not going to sleep... They get you when you sleep... |
Z | This user is a zombie and enjoys watching The zombie films. |
This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. |
The Good | In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. |
This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot. |
This user is addicted to video games. |
game dev |
This user is interested in computer and video game development. |
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This user plays the Doom series. |
GTA | This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series. |
This user plays the Halo series. |
Q | This user plays Quake. |
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series. |
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This user eats cheese. |
This user eats chili. |
This user loves to eat pizza. |
This user eats potato chips. |
This user loves spaghetti. |
This user is a carnivore. |
This user loves to eat beef. |
This user eats chicken. |
This user loves bacon! |
This user loves hamburgers. |
This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
This user prefers New York-style pizza. |
This user loves pasta. |
This user eats quesadillas. |
This user eats ham. |
This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
MEAD | This user drinks mead. |
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This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
This user loves brownies. |
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. |
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This user is addicted to video games. |
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Clerks. | This user isn't supposed to be here today! |
FC | This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club |
This user is in a glass case of emotion. |
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PULP | This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. |
TA | Bak user derka derka derka! |
This user accepts the alias Pink. |
ALIEN | This user will never look at dinner the same way again. |
∞ | This user is an ageless Immortal. |
Zombie | Grrr! Brains! Brains! |
All your base are belong to this user. |
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. |
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them. |
This user enjoys pistol shooting. |
This user enjoys rifle shooting. |
This user is interested in counter-terrorism. |
This user is interested in tanks. |
This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. |
This user is against involuntary military service. |
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. |
Puerto Rico to be either a State or a nation. † |
strict gun control. |
This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation. |
This user opposes the policies and views of Hillary Clinton. |
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This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. |
This user is interested in ancient Rome. |
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America's Drive-In |
This user loves to eat at his local Sonic Drive-In. |
This user eats at Taco Bell. |
KFC |
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This user likes Ice cream. |
TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
rvb | This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic. |
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This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
ABE | This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! |
MWC | A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today. |
TCR | This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them. |
This user could use a little more cowbell. |
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This user is one BAMF among many |
M | This user likes the song "Mother", by Danzig. |
This user reads Dark Horse Comics . |
fan-3 | This user thinks that Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is the best computer or video game ever made. |
fan-2 | This user loves the computer or video game Metal Gear Solid. |
fan-1 | This user enjoys the computer or video game Star Fox. |
fan-0 | This user dislikes the computer or video game Final Fantasy. |
fan-0 | This user dislikes the computer or video game Halo. |
APBR | This user thinks Doom is the best game ever. |
DN | It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum. |
Deus Ex | This user wears sunglasses during night operations. |
47 | This user plays the Hitman video game series. |
Q4 | This user plays Quake 4. |
iron fist | This user is a Tekken player |
UT | This user plays Unreal Tournament. |
This user enjoys reading short stories. |
Dune | This user knows that fear is the mind-killer. |
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band-3 | This user loves the band Led Zeppelin. |
band-3 | This user loves the band Cannibal Corpse. |
S | This user is a fan of Slayer. |
NIИ | This user is closer to god. |
band-3 | This user loves the band Pig Destroyer. |
band-3 | This user loves the band Motorhead. |
band-2 | This user likes the band Staind. |
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This user appreciates real punk music. |
This user enjoys punk rock. |
This user enjoys rock music. |
For those about to rock, this user salutes you! |
heavy metal music. |
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark. |
This user advocates the use of more cowbell. |
MA | This user has an account on Metal-Archives. |
PC | This user is pro-choice. |
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This user supports the anarchist movement. |
This user is a supporter of the anarchist movement, but not of the violent stereotypes often placed on them. |
This user activates the Stargate to invade other planets. |
SG | This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets. |
Carr | This user could spare a few minutes for cancer research, but he or she isn't going to get much done. |
This user knows what was in the case. |
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This user is on a mission from God. |
There is no hope, why don't you...
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This user does not like Green Day. |
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M | This user is the Master of Puppets. |
MA | This user is a fan of Morbid Angel. |
MM | This user loves Monster Magnet |
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein. |
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#270 | This user loves My Name Is Earl |
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This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass. |
KitH | This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. |
Mr. Show |
This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter. |
SNL | This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!! |
TCR | This user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months. |
Bob & Tom |
This user listens to The Bob and Tom Show. |
Hicks | This user likes Bill Hicks and doesn't give a fuck if you like him or hate him. |
BSG | This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. |
This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything. |
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself. |
This user named their rifle Charlene. |
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The Ugly | When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk. |
The Bad | This user will see you soon, idiots. |
The Good | In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. |
Pulp Fiction | This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system. |
PULP | The truth is...you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin' Ringo...I'm tryin' REAL HARD to be the shepherd. |
This user has got red on him. |
This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film of all time. |
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This user is one BAMF among many |
This user supports the United States Navy. |
This user is interested in the Vietnam War. |
LEGAL | This user supports LEGAL Immigration. |
This user believes that Stephen Colbert will be elected in the 2008 United States Presidential Election. |
NATO | This user supports NATO. |
This user is highly against nazism. |
Contents |
[edit] Bio
- Name: HeyZeus Ezekiel Jesus esquire III pt. 4 Redux
- Age: -4,000 x 2 + Y(X - 12)
- Birthplace: the Black Forest of the Village of a Thousand Young
- Location: The Dirty South
- Ethnicity: Demigod
- Weapon(s):
- Ancient bone saber of Zumakalis!
- The sword I made form the horn of a Narwhal (It died of natural causes....... a bullet in it's face)
- The Gustav Gun
- M16A3 with a M203 under-barrel grenade launcher and a tactical scope for precision medium distance headshot assassinations of old people.
- Remington 870 tactical with incinerary shells.
- BFG9000.
- Street Sweeper.
- Stagg X400-GBK "X Metal" solid body electric guitar, Ibanez bass guitar, and Second hand Epiphone G-40 guitar all played through a Peavey Bandit 65 amplifier.
[edit] Awards and Recognition colon
- Nobel Peace prize in the field of Kick-Ass.
[edit] Bibliography (That‘s books you idgiot) colon
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot series of kick-ass Thrash metal goodness. (1776)
- The Bible Part 2 - Crucify This (3)
- How The Nazi Kittens Started World War VIII Part 4.5 (1952)
[edit] Discography (Albums you idiots) colon
- Dark Satellites
- Flag Burner
- Junkyard God
- Patters of Failure
- Intimate Slavery
- Trojan Whore
- Strangled With a Halo
- Gravedancer
- Carrion Fairy
- Crippled Horses
Vocals, Guitar, and Drums: Me
- Anti-Emo Death Squad by Guillotine Ecstacy (1808.25)
- Emo Holocaust
- Atom Bomb Attack on a AFI concert
- Firebomb Attack on a MCR concert
- Screamo Bands SUCK!!!
- Grinding My Core of Kick-Ass Upon Your Sad Black Text on Black Stone Tombstone, BITCH!
Vocals and Guitar: Me
Bass: Fat Guy #1/Me
Drums: Fat Guy #2/My Clone
[edit] Filmography (Movies appearances of kick-assness)
Year | Title | Role | Note(s) |
10 | Banana Pudding of Massacre Boulevard | Guy at Wedding | |
0 | Happy Birthday Jason Harry Crisp | Dave | |
Cannibals | Cannibal #5 | Internet Movie | |
-53 | Pyramid of Blood Scheme Perpetrated by Dracula | Mercenary | |
Blood Spiral | That Guy | Scene Deleted | |
Terror Core | Dude #1 | Died on Set | |
1945 | Sleep Away Camp 5: Teddy Bear Massacre 3 | Man Shaving | |
Illegally Insane | Kid at Police Station | Cameo | |
The Fargate | Wraith Elite #2 | Academy Award Nominee | |
Jesus Said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" | Leviathan | ||
When the Sun Goes Down | Guy Holding Michael's Severed Head | Cameo | |
1287 | Firebombs Over Tokyo | Dave Jefferson | |
No Man's Land | Tex | ||
Roadkill | Paul |
[edit] TV (Appearances of kick-assness)
Year | Title | Role | Not(es) |
1922-2234 | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot | Zeus | Sixty-Three Episodes (two have yet to air) |
1936 | Law and Order: Meter Maids on Mercury | Guy with the Lamborghini | Guest star, 1 episode |
1989 | Law and Order: Breakfast Menu Order Intent | Guy who buys the hashbrowns | One episode |
2234-2276 | Snuff Film Bloopers | Host | Longest Running Underground TV show ever |
2321-present | Hammer Smashed Face | Sergeant Orslo | Emmy Award |
[edit] Machinimas
Year | Title | Role | Not(es) |
1948 | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot the Death Metal Musical | Zeus | |
1952 | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Webisodes One and Half-of-Two | Sergeant Davidson |
[edit] Video Games
- Baby Nightmare Massacre III [The game so bad-ass it was able to by pass the original and the first sequel, which was controversial in it's own right] (1971) Better than that stupid Final Fantasy crap! God, how could anyone like that stupid thing? It's always the same damn thing every fucking release! - Killer #4, Jeff
- Douchebag Manhunt - Miami Beach (1964) - Officer Tompkins
[edit] Other Inventions colon
- Shotgun Mouthwash now in Cinnamon, SO BUY IT!! (Other flavors include: Banana pudding, Strawberry, Sour Apple, Chicken/Generic Flavor #3, Watermelon, Kurt Cobain, Fruit Punch, Blueberry, Per Yngve Ohlin, Snuff film, Master Blaster, Pipe Cleaner, Menthol, Cheeseburger, Fast Food, Peppermint, Mentha spicata and others)
- The Universe.
- Heaven.
- Hell.
- Hel.
- Your mom.
[edit] Misc
- I like Banana pudding.
- Grindcore is the most awesome genre of music to ever be created.
SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!!! (I didn't to steal that from a source I cannot name right now)
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the comedy of the gods. Because only a poor man has one god.
- I am the Omega.
- Everyone in The Dwarves will go to "Heaven"
- I am the Highlander.
- I fought in the first Milky Way-Andromeda War from 2123 - 2134.
- I believe in euthanasia of the elderly (see Assisted Living Dracula)
- I created the Universe with my creativeness.