User:AndonicO/Tzatziki Squad
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The Tzatziki Squad is an elite branch of the Epsilon Team. Operating from locations around the world,—and headquartered in Kaliningrad Oblast—they use secret pseudonyms to edit wikipedia, and mold it to their liking. They are the sworn enemies of the Auzzee Cabal (aka Australian Cabal Co. Ltd. Inc.), and frequently plot against the Bathrobe Cabal.
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[edit] Goals
These are the goals/tasks of the Tzatziki Squad members (feel free to add more, but note that stupid goals/tasks will be removed).
- To write 20 featured articles (19 remaining). To qualify as a Tzatziki FA, the article must have been improved to FA status by at least two squad members.
- To accept requests for aid in mainspace in a wiki-mercenary-like manner—requesting only a "Thank you" in return.*
- To push all points of view equally, thus canceling them all out to become neutral and unbiased.
- To collaborate on a selected article (which is decided on the talk page), with the obvious aim of improving it.
- To give regular peer reviews.
- To perform audacious actions in line with the ignore all rules policy.
*Never accept requests to take sides in an edit war—unless you agree with the requesting user—only to mediate them. Multiple members may mediate, if necessary, or preferred.
[edit] Joining
To join this secret organization, add your name to the member list, below. An administrator or other established user in the Tzatziki Squad will probably have a look over your contributions to see if you meet the following criteria:
- Be the founder of the Tzatziki Squad (applicable to User:AO only).
- Must not be a frequent edit warrior.
- Must not have been blocked in the past thirty days.
- Should be either an administrator or a rollbacker; if neither condition is met, user must have at least 1000 edits, and be in good standing.
- Should have written/helped write/expanded one or more articles to Good Article status, or further; if condition is not met, user must have at least 500 edits to mainspace.
- Must hesitate to bite new users, make personal attacks, and violate WP:CIVIL.
- Must not be in the Auzzee Cabal or the Bathrobe Cabal; we do accept defectors and double agents, however.
- Ideally should prefer the Microsoft Windows operating system over the Mac OS X one, and should prefer Star Trek over Star Wars; these are not requirements, however, and candidates will not be rejected due to this (alone).
- The ideal member should be able to frequently break all of the above rules, without ever being caught. (Using the mental manipulation taught in the early stages of the elite training. Piece of cake.)
[edit] Member list
These are the (in)famous Tzatziki Squad members. Please use format "{{admin|User:Example}}", or "{{userlinks|User:Example}}" if not an administrator (please do not add comments as well, to keep the list orderly). Members should watchlist this page.
- AndonicO (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Phoenix-wiki (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Jonathan (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Animum (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- NikoSilver (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Keilana (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Sunderland06 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Thehelpfulone (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Xihix (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Rudget (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Anonymous Dissident (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Compwhizii (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Majorly (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Qst (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- bibliomaniac15 (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Steve Crossin (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Grimhelm (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Gonzo fan2007 (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)
- Gary King (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
- Enigmaman (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)
[edit] Articles under Tzatzikification
Article | Nominator | Collaborators | Status |
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History of timekeeping devices | J-stan | Keilana, AO, Phoenix-wiki, bibliomaniac15, Qst, Grimhelm, Thehelpfulone, Rod | GA, current collab |
Ender's Game | Keilana | Keilana, AO, Qst | B-class |
Age of Empires III | AO | AO | GA |
Advance Australia Fair | Keilana | Keilana, Rudget | Start class |
Harry Potter | Thehelpfulone | Keilana, Thehelpfulone | GA |
History of poison | Bibliomaniac15 | Bibliomaniac15, Anonymous Dissident, AO | GA |
History of calendars | Keilana | Keilana | Start |
Charles I of England | Thehelpfulone | Thehelpfulone, Qst | B Class |
London | Thehelpfulone | Thehelpfulone | A Class |
Cannon in the Middle Ages | Grimhelm | Grimhelm | GA Class |
[edit] Tzatzikified articles
Article | Type | FAC link | Diff | Main Page date |
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Cannon | FA collaboration | Wikipedia:Featured article candidates/Cannon | [1] | May 19, 2008 |
History of timekeeping devices in Egypt | DYK collaboration | N/A | [2] | April 8, 2008 |