User:Shot and Botched
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R.I.P. Shot and Botched (1835-2007)
Shot and Botched was brutally murdered in Texas when he went there to interview a distant relative of TNA Kindastar Jeff Jarrett.
On the way there his right hand was like "MAKE LOVE TO MEEEEE!" I don't know why it sounded like Ms. Piggy either, but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, he was driving his 1947 Ford Four Wheels On A Bench and ended up getting into a crash because his left hand knocked his right hand the fuck out like WAR IPPO!!!
Then he crawled into Texas and was beaten to death by a tiny black midget named Charles "Lil-E" Smalls. But not before the Holy Grail fell on his head and smashed the part of his brain that would've caused him to become a pedophile in the near future.
He is survived by his gay lover and the worthless opinions that he left on message boards on the internet.
