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[edit] Welcome to the homepage of Pirate GreenBug!
Page Created On: April 1, 2008
[edit] About Me
Well, before we start, here's the basic list of things you need to primarily know about me: 1. I'm male. 2. I'm in Boy Scouts, Troop 325 of the Gulf Stream Council. 3. I'm homeschooled. 4. I think Pirates are forever better than Ninjas. 5. I love Insects, Duct Tape, Green, and Randomness. 6. I'm weird.
I really wanted to go to the Puppet Fest. Nice n' weird.
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Well, now that you have all that important info, let's get on with some other stuff. So, here we go:
[edit] My Interests
Pokemon, Bionicle, Boy Scouts, Camping, Insects, Duct Tape, Music, Reading, Writing, Drawing, History, Video Games, Leatherworking, Teamball, Watching Movies, Jokes, Randomness, Pirates, and basically everything on my Userboxes.
[edit] My Hobbies
Boy Scouts, Camping, Reading, Video Games, Collecting and Mounting Insects, and spreading the word of Duct Tape.
[edit] Pirates
[edit] Pirates are quite fashionable
Pirates, unlike Ninjas, were very fashionable. Whenever a fashion-sensible Pirate captured a rich merchant ship or a navy ship, he would take any nice clothes he could find, which meant anything from boots to coats worn by navy ship captains. Ninjas, on the other hand, aren't very fashionable. The most colorful thing they wear is their 'birthday suit'.
[edit] Pirates aren't all bad
Now, Pirates have gone down in history as some of the most notorious creatures to ever roam the seven seas, which has earned them quite a lot of fame. Although tales normally depict Pirates as lawless, uneducated, violent humans with no sense of justice. This was not the case. Most Pirate crews had a code that the crew kept to. These codes were often very ahead of their time, with certain parts of the code including things such as things like: If a pirate is wounded in battle, he will recieve financial help from the crew; another rule commonly used was no gambling on the ship; and some more included no women, no fighting, and (rarely) no drinking (drinking as in alcohal, obviously). Here's some more info on Pirate code.
[edit] Pirates are more well known than Ninjas
And, Pirates have always been more well-known tan Ninjas. Try naming five famous (or infamous) Ninjas. Couldn't think of five? Ok, try two Ninjas. Still can't do it? Ok, one (in)famous Ninja. Still can't think of any? Ok, now try five infamous pirates. Well, hopefully you could think of five. If you couldn't, you still can name more Pirates than Ninjas. Here's a few of some of the more well-known Pirates:
Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, Henry Morgan, Bartholomew Roberts, Edward Low.
[edit] Me in Online Worlds
Being a Pirate-loving person, it's obvious that I play Disney's Pirates Online, and I also play Disney's soon-to-be-closing VMK, or Virtual Magic Kingdom. And yes, I realize this should be in the "about Me' section, but I thought it looked better on it's own, showing what and individual I am, which is some deep symbolism there, man (not).
[edit] In VMK
I've been playing VMK for about 2 years, from October of 2006 until now, and until the end of VMK. If you wish to know my VMK name, ask me. I recently have decided to play VMK as much as possible as soon as I heard it was closing, after being inactive for acout four months. I've been running around stopping 'Save VMK' protesters (players who think that by standing around typing 'save vmk' five thousand times they'll save VMK), and randomly walking into people's 'Free Rooms' and giving away free stuff when the owner leaves, giving the impression I own the room.
I've got all the 'main' Magic, ex.Space Magic, except for the other versions of Autopia Racing Blue Magic, I just have the basic one. I also have some rare magic, like Buried Treasure Magic, Cursed Storm Magic, Inner-Space Suit Red Magic, and Bat Magic. I've gotten lots of In-Park Quests completed, including: The Pirates of the Caribbean quest, High School Musical quest, the Animation Viewer quest, the Thrill Seeker's Quest (as I call the 'Park-Hopper Quest'), and the Mickey Mouse television 'quest.'
[edit] In Pirates Online
I've been playing Pirates Online for a few months now, although I've knows about the game since they first put up the Beta site, before it was even downloadable. In the game, my main (and only) player is Jolie Rogue, and yes I realize I didn't need the extra 'e' on the Jolie; I just thought it looked cool. I'm currently a Level 6 Pirate, and I have Basic Access (why pay ten bucks a month for a game I don't even own that won't work if the Internet is down?), and love to sail around in my Light Sloop, the Savage Revenge, sinking Navy Ferrets and plundering and sinking large East India Trading Co. ships.
[edit] Subpages of Pirate GreenBug
Here's my list of Subpages. Not much else to say about this category.
User:Pirate GreenBug/My Userboxes : All of the Userboxes I've made.
User:Pirate GreenBug/TDTE : The TDTE page.
[edit] My Gaming Systems and Games
This section is devoted my my amazing life in Video Games.
TDTE, or The Duct Tape Elite, is a Society which specializes in Duct Tape. TDTE was formed by two bored homeschoolers who have a love for The Tape of Life (Duct Tape). Although I am commonly credited with being the President of TDTE, The Great Spoofer is the true mastermind behind TDTE.Now, those who join TDTE, when signing personal and formal documents, are allowed to put TDTE after their signature to show that they belong to TDTE. Go to the TDTE Homepage. In order to join, one must follow the following rules, given by The Great Spoofer:
[edit] Email sent out to those who might want to join the TDTE
THE DUCT TAPE ELITE, or TDTE, is a group created by two bored people who had a love for Duct Tape and what it does.
Qualifications for the TDTE are.
1. One must have a strong passion for Duct Tape. 2. One must not back down when challenges such as run through the house screaming: "I wish I had a monkey with a purple Mo-hawk that strangely resembles Tom Hanks!" 3. One must learn the ancient language of the Tripmunk, and be able to master this form of speaking while at the same time playing soccer (Which yours truly is fluent in this language). 4. One must understand that Mashed Potatoes, are cool, even without gravy, except when it is lodged up in ones nose, because it burns.
If you qualify then that could either mean you are a totally-bored home schooler, who thinks that having fun is researching duct tape, and the ancient art of Tripmunk. Or you are a wacked-out Vagabond who lives in a small cave carving little bunny rabbits out of cheese.
RULE #1 All members of the TDTE must understand that life would be boring without the word Random, unless the word Random was said different, like Qixipuz, but still meant the same thing.
RULE #2 TDTE members should quote this whenever they feel like it, "Bananas, Bananas, They are yellow. if they weren't I'd be mellow."
RULE #3 All members must try and learn the TDTE theme song, which is sung to the tune of the wheels of the bus. Here is how it goes: Duct tape is the best, and I think so I think so I think so Duct tape is the best, and I think so and so should you.
RULE #4 You should now take the time, and recap the entire email.
RULE #5 All TDTE members must learn about how Snicker doodles are the favorite snack of the Snicker-er which is an animal that resembles the chipmunk, except it is green, and is the shape of a jelly-bean.
RULE #6 All TDTE members must use Duct tape with almost every project they do, seeing as it is the best way to fix, make, or do anything.
RULE #7 TDTE members must understand that there is a great threat towards life as we know it. This threat is a group of dramatic chipmunks, that are lead by, well, a chipmunk that strangely resembles a Prairie-dog. Also that this group has recently joined up with a creepy toy pooh bear, who is quite evil.
RULE #8 TDTE members must realize that Justin will return (and if you don't know who Justin is then I suggest that you find out, or take up spelunking, and pie eating.
RULE #9 All members should agree that the numbers 8 and 4 are awesome numbers, because they can be divided by two.
RULE #10 All members must learn about the great prophecy of Justin, that was created by the founder of TDTE, and understand the Booger propulsion theory in that, which is ""If one could propel their booger at the speed of a flying monkey, it would break the sound barrier, thus creating a rip in the fabric of time and space, which would anger Chuck Norris."
[edit] The Pillars of TDTE
Although TDTE is mainly based upon the Virtues of Duct Tape and the Great Prophecy of Justin, and Randomness, it also has many other aspects. TDTE is also an Anti-Evil Chipmunk force, and supports the Pooh Bear Elimination Parliament. We also strongly encourage the use and understanding of Kazoos, the instrument that helped shape America.
