User:Niffweed17

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Niffweed17 is a semi-regular user of Wikipedia. His editing mainly is restrained to making minor edits on unknown pages, or to improving pages on subjects he knows a good deal about. He also may be observed patrolling recent changes, judging articles for deletion, and doing other general work pertaining to the structure of Wikipedia. He takes advantage of many of the services provided by Wikipedia in order to assist him in completing his education. Niffweed17 lives in New York City, New York, and attends Stuyvesant High School. He enjoys baseball, football (american), video games, playing his trumpet, and jazz. Note that Niffweed17 no longer professes to enjoy eating and sleeping. Introverted Sensing is EVIL!!!

Niffweed17 has an account on the Spanish Wikipedia, which has some worthless userboxes which you can view here

You may also read his userpage on Wikisocion, a Socionics wiki.

You may view poor photographs of Niffweed17 here and here.

You may read the Wikipedia Signpost on Niffweed17's userspace, if you really want to, here.

You may view the random words that Niffweed17 does not understand, previously featured on this page, here.

You may view an anti-deletionist plea, a disgrace of an essay, written by Niffweed17 here.

NOTE: Niffweed17 feels that MBTI classificiation is not sufficient to describe his personality, which lies somewhere between INTP and INTJ. Nonetheless, he has included the INTP userbox because he feels it describes him more accurately. More accurate, alternate diagnoses include Socionics ILI, Enneagram 5w6 sp/sx, and a Big 5 RCUEI.

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The message located inside this box is not funny.

[edit] Niffweed17's endless horde of userboxes.

This user is right-handed.

This user's favorite color is orange.

POV

This user supports userboxes that display points of view.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

TN	This user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

This user has been assimilated by the Borg.
Resistance is futile.

This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user is the man now, dog.

This user is a mad scientist.

This user is from Earth.

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C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user does not smoke.

This user is short-sighted.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user supports userboxes .

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

$\sum$

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

This user was born on February 3.

Vz	This user's internet service provider is Verizon.

@	This user can be reached by email.

Y!	This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.

Y!	This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is Niffweed17.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is NiffweedXVII.

133 ubxs

This user has 133 userboxes.

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This user has no more userboxes.

incl

This user is a Wikipedia inclusionist.

This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians.

INTP

This user's MBTI type is INTP.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user believes that George W. Bush's edits to the constitution need to be reverted.

GP	This user supports the Green Party of the United States.

dem

This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

This user supports the New Democratic Party.

This user supports the United Nations.

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nazis

This user opposes facism in all its forms

Template:User Unamerican

This user supports the independence of Palestine.

This user supports the independence of Tibet.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports recycling.

This user supports the conservation movement.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user supports the ACLU.

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

This user is against the War on Drugs.

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user is an atheist.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

evol-3

This user accepts the theory of evolution.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.

NYM

This user is a New York Mets fan.

This user plays baseball.

NYJ

This user is a New York Jets fan.

NYI

This user is a New York Islanders fan.

trpt-3

This user is an advanced trumpet player.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user is a railfan.

This user enjoys playing
hearts.

This user enjoys playing
bridge.

CIV	This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game Madden.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game Diablo II.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game Civilization IV.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game Oblivion.

fan-3

This user thinks that Heroes of Might and Magic is the best computer or video game ever made.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Sec

This user is in secondary school.

MUS

This user's favorite subject is Music.

MAT

This user's second favorite subject is Mathematics.

$\sum_{i=1}^{\infty}{1 \over i^2}$

This user is an advanced mathematician.

AmE-5

This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British English with "How quaint!"

EN-L-X

this user consistently uses appropriate punctuation, grammar, and spelling. however, this user has apparently forgotten where the shift and caps lock keys are located on a standard keyboard, and therefore fails to capitalize anything.

,	This user has no opinion about the serial comma.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

its/it’s

It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.

This user is using a web browser.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

es-3

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

pig-2

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BS-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullshit.

AIM-3

Sweeet!!!!! LOL, Dis user has an advanced understanding of da AOL IM lingoz! Rok on!!!! :D

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

1337-1

Th1s us3r is 4bl3 t0 c0ntribut3 with 4 b4si< l3v3l of 1337.

gb-0

This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

simple
0

This user articulates the complex intricacies of the English mother tongue and eschews the superficialities of Simple English.

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This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Java

This user can program in Java.