Commonwealth Games (Goodies episode)
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| The Goodies episode | |
| "Commonwealth Games" | |
| Episode № | 9 |
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| Airdate | 8 October 1971 (Friday — 9.20 p.m.) |
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| Guest star(s) | Reginald Marsh as the
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| Series II October 1, 1971 – January 14, 1972 |
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| List of The Goodies episodes | |
Commonwealth Games is an episode of the British comedy television series The Goodies.
This episode is also known as "Sporting Goodies".
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[edit] Plot
Tim comments how Britain had colonized far away places to keep alive the noble art of playing cricket, and he and Bill argue about keeping politics out of sport.
The Minister of Sport asks the Goodies for help, informing them that all other member countries have left the Commonwealth, apart from the tiny August Bank Holiday Islands (where the next Commonwealth Games are to be held).
The Goodies are asked to train the British Commonwealth athletic team to top fitness, but the potential members of the team are all former Members of Parliament, and not athletes — they are also very old and fail the test, and the Goodies have to take their places in the team.
Amongst the sporting equipment given to the Goodies are extremely heavy boots which, the Minister informs them, is to combat expected weightlessness they would encounter at the August Bank Holiday Islands. However, the extremely heavy boots prove to be totally unnecessary, and create a problem for Tim, Graeme and Bill, who have trouble even walking in them. When the Goodies state that they do not want to wear the boots, the Minister for Sport insists that the Goodies keep wearing them throughout the entire Commonwealth Games. Because of the extreme heaviness of the boots, the Goodies lose every event, and Britain has to forfeit the British Commonwealth to the August Bank Holiday Islands as a result — the Minister unfairly blames the Goodies for Britain's failure in the games.
Later, the Minister sees the Goodies again, and tells them that the former member countries had rejoined the Commonwealth under the new August Bank Holiday Islands rule — however, the news is not so good for Britain.
[edit] Songs written and sung by Bill Oddie
- "Needed"
- "Superman"
[edit] Quote
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- Graeme: "August Bank Holiday Islands - where's that?"
- Minister for Sport: "Between Easter Island and Christmas Island."
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[edit] Spoofs and imitations
[edit] References
- "The Complete Goodies" — Robert Ross, B T Batsford, London, 2000
- "The Goodies Rule OK" — Robert Ross, Carlton Books Ltd, Sydney, 2006
- "From Fringe to Flying Circus — 'Celebrating a Unique Generation of Comedy 1960-1980'" — Roger Wilmut, Eyre Methuen Ltd, 1980
- "The Goodies Episode Summaries" — Brett Allender
- "The Goodies — Fact File" — Matthew K. Sharp
[edit] External links
- ("Commonwealth Games" is listed under an alternative title at IMDb)
| The Goodies — The Goodies TV series | ||||
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| Tim Brooke-Taylor — Graeme Garden — Bill Oddie | ||||
