Coffee Talk

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Coffee Talk with Linda Richman was a sketch performed by Mike Myers on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. It ran from 1991-10-12 until 1994-10-15, although Myers (who had since left the show) reprised the role once more on 1997-03-22.

In the sketch, Myers plays a stereotypical Jewish middle-aged woman with an exaggerated New York Jewish accent named Linda Richman who sports long, painted fake nails; lots of gold jewelry; gaudy sweaters; large dark glasses; and big hair, which she constantly adjusts. This character was a spoof on his real-life mother in law, Linda Richman.

Introduced on the 1991-01-19 episode, this sketch was originally called Coffee Talk with Paul Baldwin, with Baldwin also played by Myers. One segment had an off-stage character playing a caller with a heavy Boston accent, to whom Myers, as Paul Baldwin, responded that in calling in he had confused Coffee Talk with Boston Talk. The main joke was the use of as many words as possible that accentuated the stereotypical New York accent. The name itself is an example. Starting with the 1991-10-12 episode, Paul Baldwin was written out and replaced with the character of Richman as the substitute host. Linda Richman in subsequent episodes explain that Paul Baldwin was a good friend of hers and recuperating in Florida over some undisclosed illness.

Richman occasionally added Yiddish or pseudo-Yiddish words into her speech: "As you know Paul Baldwin is the usual host who developed shpilkes in his geneckteckessoink." Her show would have guest hosts and take calls. The topics of discussion almost always furthered the Jewish stereotype. The catch phrase often used to describe things Linda admired was "like butter", which in the accent becomes "like buttah." A typical example is, "her voice, it's like buttah."

Richman's hero was Barbra Streisand. She constantly "dedicated" the show to her, often claiming her to be the greatest actress in all of history. In what could be considered to be the sketch's most memorable moment, Myers was joined by special guests Madonna and Roseanne Barr as other stereotypical Jewish women. Madonna also criticized herself by having her character attack Madonna as a bad example for teenage Jewish girls. They discussed Streisand's movie, The Prince of Tides, on the show. Near the end of the sketch, the woman compared Barbra to "buttah"-and suddenly, a voice announced, "All this talk about food, I'm getting hungry, girls." It was Streisand herself in a surprise appearance; none of the actors had any idea that she was to appear. All three managed to remain in character as the audience went wild. Though Streisand only stayed long enough to give each character a kiss and wave to the audience, the moment has become one of the most memorable in the show's history. Streisand later revealed that she had been giving a performance at Radio City Music Hall and happened to overhear that the sketch was being done that night. Many fans claim that it made Streisand more "accessible". In the T.V. Special 'Saturday Night Live: 101 Most Unforgettable Moments', this particular sketch is moment #6.

Linda would occasionally take callers. The number to call was always, "555-4444", each "four" again said with the same accent. "Give a call, we'll talk, no big whoop."

Whenever Linda would get upset, she would put her hand on her chest and say "I'm all verklempt" or "I'm a little verklempt". Then she would say, "Talk amongst yourselves," sometimes waving her hand in a dismissive gesture toward the audience. She would often follow this with an example, by saying, "I'll give you a topic." The topic would usually follow the format: "[two- or three-part phrase] is neither [first part] nor [second part] (nor [occasional third part]). Discuss."

Examples:

• "The radical reconstruction of the South after the Civil War was neither radical nor a reconstruction. Discuss."
• "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss." (This quote is based on a famous comment by Voltaire.)
• "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss."
• "Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither rafe nor fines. Discuss."
• "Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss."
• "Rhode Island is neither a road nor is it an island. Discuss."
• "The Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss."
• "The Progressive Era was neither progressive nor an era. Discuss."
• "Did Truman drop the bomb on the Japanese to end the war or to scare the hell out of the Russians? Discuss."
• "The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is neither Mormon nor a tabernacle nor a choir. Discuss."

She would then recover after a beat.

The Fran Drescher sitcom The Nanny once made a direct tongue-in-cheek reference to the Linda Richman sketches, with a similarly-styled character (Renee Taylor, as Drescher's mother) claiming, rather ironically, that the sketch was "so stereotypical."

The character of Linda Richman was inspired by Myers' real-life then-mother-in-law, a woman of New York Jewish extraction who is actually named Linda Richman. During a Larry King interview of Myers, the real Richman called in and expressed good-natured amusement about the character. During his appearance on Inside the Actors Studio, he claimed that his impression for the character is "underplayed."

Mike Myers made an appearance as Linda Richman during Barbra Streisand's 93/94 New Year's Eve Concert at the MGM Grand. Streisand talks about some comments made about her in the New York Times when Myers appears in the audience as Linda Richman and tells her not pay any attention to it. Streisand then invites Richman up on stage and they perform a little comedy skit together. (STREISAND: "Now, I'm getting verklempt! {To audience.} Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. The Prince of Tides was about neither a prince, nor tides. Discuss!")

Linda Richman would also make light jokes and good-natured ribbing about people raised in interfaith families, such as someone who came from a family with Methodist and Jewish parents is called a "Moo Shu", whereas people who came from families with Jewish and Roman Catholic parents were called "Cashews". In one of the final episodes of Coffee Talk, Linda is shown with an Irish Catholic boyfriend, who is a retired NYPD officer (played by Charlton Heston). When the boyfriend proposes marriage to her, Linda acts stunned, which prompts tremendous cheering from the female audience members.

[edit] External links

• Coffee Talk Script from the 10/12/1991 show that introduces Linda Richman.